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Crazy Ass Carlos

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About Me

TODAY:Turning 27, Preparing to leave the country for good hopefully in may, Driving a 01 Lexus which may be the last car I ever own, Working my way through every kool aide, still living off of vitamins and frustration, and Still not drinking but getting really close to relapse. BEFORE TODAY: Grew up all over Sacramento, Graduated from some probation school out in Bumfuck, CA. Been homeless, Traveled all over Europe all by my lonely, Was an extra in Spiderman, Made a couple of short movies, Experienced being completely alone, Done some stand up, Picked up the guitar, made some beats on the side, Worked my way from world traveler to high and mighty felon, in just 3 years. I ONCE: Had my nose broken, Had a shaved head, Grew my hair longish and was mistaken for a terrorist, Pulled A fire alarm at the Wooz (ask me about it sometime funny story), Got ran over by a car, Passed out on the Oakland coliseum lawn from drinking all night before the game, (in the picture on the left) Dreamed that I was being suffocated by a friend, then I woke up and my hand was covering my mouth and nose, Thought I would be a complete failure, Almost got kidnaped, Carried a sketchbook, Received a good ass hug, Tried horse, bore, and snake (what I was hungry). Started a rally at American Legion Cont. high to get my principle fired, Taught history classes to single moms when i was 17, Thought I could make everyone happy.