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Tony Vinh

Hi. Will you be my BFF?

About Me

I enjoy things hitting people in the face.

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My Interests

Tso's Chicken.

I'd like to meet:

People who like a good laugh...

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... this kid who can talk like a Transformer...

,,,and this sweet little old lady...

Music:

Theme from American Gladiators.

Movies:

I like the movie studio ID thingy right before the movie starts. Often times, more than the movie itself.

Television:

I have two of them.

Books:

Whatever I can get on tape.

Heroes:

That Asian guy on the show "Heroes". And this kid, named Hero:

Is this him grown up?

My Blog

Boiling over.

So, a few years ago, I had an idea for a Food Network TV show. I even submitted it to the network. It was called Scavenger Chef, where a contestant had to go to all of his neighbors and creatively ask...
Posted by Tony Vinh on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:47:00 PST

Cecil Carter. R.I.P.

Apparently, a few weeks ago, one of my old high school gym teachers passed away Cecil Carter. And he will be missed. Here’s a little story:It was gym class make-up day. Anyone who missed a "tes...
Posted by Tony Vinh on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:31:00 PST

Veggie Tales.

After a few drinks at a bar the other night, I decided to get some food to absorb some of that hard liquor so I wouldn't get drunk. You know how a couple of Strawberry Daquiris topped with whipped cre...
Posted by Tony Vinh on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:54:00 PST

5 AM Soul.

It's almost 5 am, and I'm watching an informercial for Time Life's Midnight Soul Collection. It's taking me back to my high school homecoming dances. Actually, I was never at those dances where I'm su...
Posted by Tony Vinh on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:19:00 PST

Comedy dues and don’ts.

I'm paying my dues in the world of stand-up. That means taking gigs in the shittiest of shitholes to better myself as a comic. Some people make it big quick and get to play nice, beautiful comedy club...
Posted by Tony Vinh on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:00:00 PST

Flat Iron Chef./How to be a good audience member.

Last night, after watching hours upon hours of fun, Food Network programming, I decided to make some gnocchi. Not even fresh gnocchi, but some that came in a box; you boil them, add some sauce (or EVO...
Posted by Tony Vinh on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 10:59:00 PST

The camera adds 10 pounds. Okay, maybe 60.

I've reached an all-time fat. It's no secret that I've been gaining weight since I've moved to Detroit (read my blogs from earlier this year). Currently, I'm 20 lbs. heavier than when I left Kansas Ci...
Posted by Tony Vinh on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 11:12:00 PST

Updon’t.

I've been growing my hair long for the last two months. Yesterday, I went to get a trim around my ears and neck. Foolishly, I went to Bo Rics (think Supercuts, Great Clips, Fantastic Sams, etc) becaus...
Posted by Tony Vinh on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:56:00 PST

Canine Court.

I'm starting to realize... I hate people. Everyone. If you see me around, don't talk to me. I hate you. People are so annoying. Problem is, because I am part of the people group, I hate myself as well...
Posted by Tony Vinh on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:44:00 PST

Slumlord, or Scumlord?

I bought a t-shirt 2 months ago. I wore it once, but after that could not find it anywhere. I looked all over- in the drawer, hamper, laundry room... nothing. But then yesterday, my landlord stops by ...
Posted by Tony Vinh on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:08:00 PST