Will C. Comedian/Blue-Collar/Soft-Porn

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath... George Carlin

About Me

"I am so focused right now on making things happen, 08' is going to be explosive!!!"

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My Interests

Patton

I'd like to meet:

The other night I was @ Mel's Diner on Sunset and across the street is Ketchup. Anyway, I saw Spencer and Heidi get out of their car and walk in, I would like to meet them, I just love "The Hills"

Music:

"The Sound Of" Julie Andrews makes me moist!!!

Movies:

Favorite movie of all time is "Better Off Dead", and "D.A.R.Y.L."

Television:

Favorite TV show of all time is "The Fall Guy", and any show produced by Aaron Spelling. Wait, I love "Press My Luck". NOOOOOOOO WHAMMY!!!

Books:

"The Cat In The Hat", that cat is always up to no good. The Bible, this book is something else, talk about going thru all the emotions!!! I haven't gotten to the end yet, but so far this is good reading! The main character, I think his name is Jesus, is like Superman. I guess the cross was his Cryptonite. Anyway, I recommend this book to all. Oh, and "Where The Wild Things Are".

Heroes:

Very similar to a submarine sandwich. I think one is on a round bun and the other on a hotdog bun. They served them in school. I brought my lunch so I never really got to experience those, but I did buy a Hero at the deli at K-Mart, and it was delicious
The Lion Sleeps tonight

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My Blog

Its Official!!!

I have been waiting to post this, but here is the update on Will C. I have been cast on Spike TV's show "Manswers", I will doing on the street interviews as well as re-enactments for the new se...
Posted by Will C. Comedian/Blue-Collar/Soft-Porn on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:20:00 PST

Feeling Poetic

DreamsWe all have themSome rememberedSome forgottenDreamsSome in colorMostly in blackAnd whiteDreamsDon't wake me you sayI love this fellingLost in myDreamsNow I'm awakeThe colors colideIt's all comin...
Posted by Will C. Comedian/Blue-Collar/Soft-Porn on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:57:00 PST

Oh My God...Twins!!!

I just wanted to take this moment and thank everyone who sent flowers and gifts. The babies just arrived, that's right, I just gave birth to 2 kidney stones. The first little bundle of joy...
Posted by Will C. Comedian/Blue-Collar/Soft-Porn on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:37:00 PST

This is some deep sh*t!!!

Sometimes people come into your life & you know right away that they were meant to be there, to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson, or help you figure out who you are & or who you...
Posted by Will C. Comedian/Blue-Collar/Soft-Porn on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:32:00 PST

I’m so stoned!!!

Kidney stoned that is. Your's truly was rushed to the emergency room last night to find out I have 3 kidney stones, 1 on my right side and 2 on my left. I am in so much ...
Posted by Will C. Comedian/Blue-Collar/Soft-Porn on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:29:00 PST

Star Struck

So last night I stop by to see my buddy that works security at one of these high rise condo places in Hollywood. We're standing there talking and all of a sudden this Porsche ...
Posted by Will C. Comedian/Blue-Collar/Soft-Porn on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:19:00 PST

Jesus Is The Reason For The Season?

I'm talking to my oldest daughter on the phone the other night and she is going thru her Christmas list with me. I couldn't believe all of the stuff she wanted!!! I finally got overwhelmed...
Posted by Will C. Comedian/Blue-Collar/Soft-Porn on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:30:00 PST

Semper Fi fellow Marines, and Happy Birthday to the Corp!!!

Samuel Nicholas The Birth of the United States Marine Corps: Semper Fi by David SchwalbeOn November 10th, we honor the few, the proud, the Marines. "From the Halls of Montezuma, To the Shores of...
Posted by Will C. Comedian/Blue-Collar/Soft-Porn on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:23:00 PST

For Real?

How real should one get on stage? I ask this because as I get more and more real on stage I notice the audience tends to feel more sorry for me than laugh with me. It's great after the sho...
Posted by Will C. Comedian/Blue-Collar/Soft-Porn on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 09:03:00 PST

All About Me!!!

1. How's your heart lately?On... get it, Heart On? Damn I'm funny!!!2. When was the last time you went out?I took my wife out to a movie and dinne...
Posted by Will C. Comedian/Blue-Collar/Soft-Porn on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 03:17:00 PST