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Brian Scolaro

Knock Knock---who's there?----Fred---Fred who?---Fred Johnson----Oh Hey! Come on in! Glass of wa

About Me

HOLLYWOOD AND NEW YORK BASED ACTOR/STAND UP COMEDIAN. I GO THE BATHROOM ALL BY MYSELF. Feel free to add me if you want updates and performance schedule. VISIT MY WEBSITE brianscolaro.comVISIT MY WEBSITE brianscolaro.com VooDooWop Pictures
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone with free sandwiches

Music:

Cake, The Animals, Old Dirty Bastard, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Kevin Coyne, Duwende, Tom Waits, Beau Hunks, Exuma: The Obeah Man

Movies:

Young Frankenstien--- Jaws --Monty Python and the Holy Grail--The Host--Kung Fu Hustle--Duck Soup-- Shaun of the Dead-- A Night at the Opera-- The Big Lebowski-- Pink Panther Strikes Again-- Seven Samaruai-- King Kong (original and Jackson remake) -- The Party-- Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstien-- The Blues Brothers-- - The Raiders of the Lost Ark-- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas-- Dr.Strangelove (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)-- Gunga Din-- Baraka-- Comedian-- My Favorite Year-- Pan's Labarynth-- Monty Python's Life of Brian-- Lord of the Rings-- Airplane-- Murder by Death-- Ghost Busters-- A Fish Called Wanda-- Hot Fuzz -- The Frighteners -- Easy Money -- CaddyShack -- Watership Down-- Spies Like Us-- The King Of Comedy-- Rasing Arozona-- The Shining -- 2001: A Space Odyssey --Goodfellas --The Killing-- Candy --Seems Like Old Times--

Television:

Simpsons/ Top Chef/ Monty Python's Flying Circus/ Sanford and Son/ Fawlty Towers/ Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations/ At Last The 1948 Show/ Ghost Hunters/ Sunrise Earth/ Stacked/ GO TO Handheld Comedy TO GET A FREE AUDIO SKIT BY BRIAN EVERY WEEK....

Books:

Visit Rick Mann Book to get a book that contains much of my writing. Visit Rick Mann Book to get this hilarious book with commentary by yours truly. PLATONICALLY INCORRECT CARMEN ELECTRA

Heroes:

Meatball, Chicken Parm, Sausage and Peppers

My Blog

eggs2

eggs. e- is for eggs. cause that’s what we’re talking about.g- is for great. cause eggs are great.g- is for great. I already explained this.and s- is for same. cause both g’s were th...
Posted by Brian Scolaro on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:46:00 PST

eggs

Now, one day, Francis Ford Coppola walked into a bank and took a shit right on the ATM. This, of course, caused the Maitre D' much distress. Especially since he was already nervous that the owners wer...
Posted by Brian Scolaro on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:24:00 PST

guys who hit on my girlfriend

Hi Im a reality show producer agent. But I'm going to tell your girlfriend that I represent comedians so I can get her interested in that I could help her career. Then I'm gonna sit next to her, try t...
Posted by Brian Scolaro on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 01:18:00 PST

Some Not Well Known Trivia on Famous Comedians

ON ONE OF THE NIGHTS THAT LENNY BRUCE WAS ARRESTED for what was thought to be an offensive stand-up routine, he was thrown into a paddy wagon alongside an audience member who had no I.D. on him. The m...
Posted by Brian Scolaro on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:19:00 PST

10 GREAT UNKOWN COMEDY SCENES U SHOULD SEE

1. THE REV JIM AND ALEX TAKING THEIR WRITTEN DRIVER'S TEST ON "TAXI" 2. JOHN CLEESE AND MARTY FELDMAN DISCUSSING FREEDOM OF SPEECH ON "AT LAST THE 1948 SHOW" 3. CARY GRANT DISTRACTING THE BAD GUYS WIT...
Posted by Brian Scolaro on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:31:00 PST

STACKED ON DVD and Itunes

Both seasons of STACKED (including 5 unaired episodes) are now on DVD in stores now. Or on Amazon.com iTUNES ALL "STACKED" EPISODES ARE NOW AVAILABLE ON ITUNES...including the ones at the end of se...
Posted by Brian Scolaro on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 05:23:00 PST

VOTE FOR ME ON TOP CHEF

I'm not on TOP CHEF. But I really really want to be. I dont know how to cook. But I think I can sneak by if I flirt with the judges. Show them a little cheese cake. No matter what the challenge is I ...
Posted by Brian Scolaro on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:04:00 PST

Crocodile Hunter

You know, I feel real bad about his death. I thought for sure it would be funny when he was killed by an animal one day. But it wasn't. It only seemed that way because he was just a guy on TV. No...
Posted by Brian Scolaro on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:01:00 PST

Why I eat Flowers

So my poop smells better.
Posted by Brian Scolaro on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 01:46:00 PST

how hot girls kill

I'm driving down Sunset Blvd, and I'm stopped at a red light. I look up and see a giant billboard with an advertisement for Pepsi with a half naked woman sneering down at me.    &...
Posted by Brian Scolaro on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 11:23:00 PST