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Chris It's Best if You've Earned It

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Chicago, ILLINOIS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

JoHN im hungry

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Covina, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Kate what i am, is what i am

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SAINT LOUIS, Missouri
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

~Câ˜®ndice~ A wise girl kisses but doesn't love,listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left

Age:: 16 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Indiana
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

CantedAngle Self improvement is masterbation.

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Brian

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: MENTOR, Ohio
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Danson Thunderbolt

Age:: 98 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Ha-Ha-Harlow, Essex (anagram)
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

sam My vision, my lungs, and reality blurred, no heaven or hell, no wrong or right

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: COLUMBUS, OHIO
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Chris Life was meant to be Greyscale...

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: DOWNERS GROVE, ILLINOIS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

W-A-R-M

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Los Altos, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Philly B So it's sunrise. Sober eyes. See my world spin around. Crowded bars and crumbling towns.

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

cHRISTINe Farmers feed cities

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Kleinburg/Lakeshore, Ontario
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

miss rachel [♥]

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: New Albany, Ohio
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Urban Cowgirl

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: New York, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

meredith

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: HOUSTON, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

xena SHMILY!

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: NEW HYDE PARK, New York
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

wilyhem i LuV mYsELf LiKe I LoVe CaKe

Age:: 101 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Brooklyn, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Mrs. Jack Sparrow It's good to be the hunted

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: San Jose, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Friends

mo riah as far as i've known, i've NEVER had a subconscience!

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

live, l♥ve, learn

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Berkeley, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!

Nic New beginnings come after endings. Or something like that.

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Atlanta, GEORGIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Stetson I hold her hand and I know we can change the world... Together.

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Yuma, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Liah...Ratt N' Roll!! xXx RoCk N' RoLL QuEeN xXx

Age:: 16 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Tamworth,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender

Lisa H

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: London,
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Friends, Networking

ISA SHISHA

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: PORT ST.LUCIE/FT.PIERCE, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Illumine

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Glendale, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

The Obscene Chronicles Saint Louis's very own...The Obscene Chronicles

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SAINT LOUIS, MISSOURI
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Lori Here's to friends we can trust when storms of adversity blaw; may they live in our songs and be near

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Florida
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Melissa "Mamaraderie (mom+camaraderie) Fundraiser COMING SOON to downtown SAC :)"

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Sacramento, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Sarah If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Cheney, Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Mrs. Farr Living my Fairy Tale...

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: CHANDLER, ARIZONA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Graeme Take the pieces and build them skywards!

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Wishaw, Scotland
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average

Charlotte Did you know that half of all people are below average?

Age:: 42 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Houston, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Kristian

Age:: 46 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends

Adam Up for anything

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SAINT LOUIS, MISSOURI
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Birty Headline.............what for?

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: Canada
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

MoViE fReAk

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Bud Plant The official myspace page for Bud Plant Comic Art

Age:: 56 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: GRASS VALLEY, California
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Juan

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NEW YORK, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average

Natalia ??? ?????? ??? ? ????

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Dubai,
Country:: United Arab Emirates
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Angie Hello and welcome to my bit

Age:: 39 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Babeth ♥

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Lisieux, Basse-Normandie
Country:: France
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 38 years old
Status:: Single

Tiffany Ik denk, daarom ben ik...vegetariÃ«r.

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

bobby

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: burnaby/surrey/richmond, British Columbia
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Brian Scolaro Knock Knock---who's there?----Fred---Fred who?---Fred Johnson----Oh Hey! Come on in! Glass of wa

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Los Angeles,
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

chantelle

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single

Xiao Mei I haven't entered a headline yet

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Singapore, Singapore
Country:: Singapore
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

CaRLo

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: Philippines
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Two-Tone Two-Tone! I looked down from her eyes and found her breasts

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Goleta, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends