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The Obscene Chronicles

Saint Louis's very own...The Obscene Chronicles

About Me

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The Obscene Chronicles is a hilarious book written by three guys from Saint Louis. It has been described by many as a male version of Sex and the City. The book is centered around the debaucherous tales of three friends that met while in college.

These tales chronicle their unique achievements with women, as well as jaw-dropping sexual disasters such as “Messy Midget Mayhem” and “Oops! I Lost My Gum.” Other stories display their hilarious discoveries under the influence of alcohol, awkward predicaments, and male stupidity at its’ finest.

The Obscene Chronicles is written in a very sarcastic and hysterically raw writing style, and contains a valuable lesson learned with each story. In addition, an entire section is devoted to rules and tips that offer priceless advice for men everywhere. Chapters include topics rarely discussed, such as strip club etiquette, how to find out her name again (after you’ve already slept with her), and how to talk your woman into a three-way.

On the website, TheObsceneChronicles.com , you can purchase the book, and find excerpts from a few of the stories as well. There are also jokes, obscene photos, and even a place where readers can submit their own stories for an opportunity to be published in the sequel.

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Written by Michael Edwards, Adam Steele, and Roger Cameron

My Interests

Hot chicks, drinking beer, debaucherous activities, and uh...hot chicks.

I'd like to meet:

We'd like to meet fellow drunks, fools and idiots (like ourselves) that can appreciate our twisted views, humor, and hysterical sexual escapades. We'd really prefer if these fools aren't so broke that they can't afford to purchase a copy of our book, thus supporting the local economy and justifying our "colorful" adventures.

P.S. We'd also like to meet hot chicks ;-)

Books:

Well give you one freakin guess, dumb ass! The Obscene Chronicles.

Click here to read some samples from the book!

SOMETIMES SEX GOES WRONG


There is an entire chapter of the book dedicated to hilarious sexual disasters. Some stories include such topics as:

Having a nosebleed on a midget
Being too drunk to realize that you were eating a chick out on the rag
Losing your gum in a chick's pubic hair
Having a chick have an epileptic seizure
Having a chick barf all over yourself and others in the middle of a foursome
Catching crabs on spring break
...and many, many others that we will blame on the alcohol!

Check out the story "Shit Happens" for an example


Wanna be an Obscene Girl?

If you are a model, or just a hot girl wanting some exposure, send us your pics and we will post them on the website. If you have your own website, we'll even post a link to it, giving you some free traffic.
Check out our photo gallery and submit your pics here!

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Check out this event: The 5th Annual Obscene Halloween Party

Hosted By: Michael Edwards & Adam Steele When: Saturday Oct 27, 2007 at 9:00 PMWhere: Panama Red's1909 Locust StSt. Louis, MO 63103United StatesDescription:Michael Edwards & Adam Steele Click Here To...
Posted by The Obscene Chronicles on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 05:09:00 PST