CLICK BELOW TO FIND OUT ABOUT MY BOOK AND LAUGH YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF!
CLICK BELOW TO FIND OUT ABOUT MY BOOK AND LAUGH YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF!
My favorite thing to do is go out with my idiot friends, lose track of how many jager-bombs I drank, and go wherever the night takes me (as long as it's not some strange fat girl's apartment in the middle of Illinois--I hate it when that happens). My second favorite thing to do is sit on the couch and do not a damn thing. I also love music and play drums and guitar.
I would like to meet a three-foot tall, one-legged stripper with a flat head, no vocal chords, and beer-flavored nipples, with a pet donkey. Ok seriously, I'd like to meet a girl (or two) that likes to go out and have fun, is open-minded, and who I can actually stand to have a conversation with for more than 5 minutes.
I F***ing hate rap music and country music. It makes me want to shoot myself. Gimme some Pantera, Slipknot, Megadeth, Metallica, or anything that is fast and ignorant as hell.I am actually a musician myself. I have been playing drums since I was born and guitar since I was 12. I write a ton of my own original music and have started my own musical project called "WhiteNoise." I am currently seeking other musicians to form a band. Click the image below to check out my music profile and hear just a few of my songs.
I love just about all movies. Especially if there is a lot of action, special effects, and crap being blown up for no apparent reason. A little gratuitous nudity never hurts either.
I'll pretty much stare at whatever boring crap is on the tube, just because I dont feel like reaching 3 feet for the remote. That is of course unless 24, The Shield, or Nip Tuck is on.
I actually published my own book recently. Me and a couple of my friends wrote a hilarious book called The Obscene Chronicles. It is basically a collection of true stories displaying male stupidity at its finest. With stories about sex with midgets, catching crabs on spring break, and home-made porn ending up for sale on the Internet, you are sure to laugh your ass off. There are also useful topics for men such as "Strip Club Etiquette," "How to find out her name again (after you've already slept with her)," and "Psycho Bitches." Be sure to check out TheObsceneChronicles.com for some hilarious samples from the book, or to purchase it online.