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About Me

The three main things to know about me are: SPORTS(DODGERS, Lakers, UCSB), CLUBBING, and me going to school. I'm funny when I'm with the ladies, I'm fun to be with, and I'm sorta shy I guess. --So I wrote that shit a long ass time ago, I don't know, maybe a year already, but eva since I've been in SB, shit, I changed! I'm a fucken paty animal that still gets his school shit donedizzle. And now I'm all social and shit and talking to all sorta people, SB is the shit! I still miss LA though, shit I miss LA, FUCK!---------------So I wrote that shit I don't even know when, but not that shy no more, still partying Thurs-Sat, that's how we do in SB!!! Thurs-Downtown to get fucked up, Fri.-There's ALWAYS a party or some type of drinking activity, mostly home depot parties, Sat-Same shit as Fri! ha ha! Hey, but fuck, I miss that LATINO flavor in parties! Shit, I miss the LA clubbing scene, nut'n but drinking here, which is coo with the homies, but fuck, I need me the spanish music and hip hop to fucken grind to, shit! LA, I'll be there in 1 1/2 years, I'll be back! ..

My Interests

Clubbing, DODGERS, Lakers, UCSBI just noticed, 1/30/06, that my main quote is incomplete but it's hilarious the way it is. LOL, It's supposed to be this quote from a book and goes like this, "I looked down from her eyes and found her breasts like sacred shrines of memories from which I suckled the past." Greatest liine in a book ever. I love the past! lol

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is pursuing something in school, likes sports, is funny, and loves to go out (especially)clubbing, bowling, playing pool, movies...

Music:

Reggaton! punta, fast merengue, salsa, hip hop, a little cumbias, spanish rock, in hip hop I listen to the WEST COAST mostly(Dr. Dre, Eminem, Xzibit, 50 cent, G G G G G G G-Unit!, Westside Connection) ---I wrote that a while ago, and now Game hates G-unit so I'm with Game now bitches!

Movies:

T2-Judgment Day

Television:

Married W/ Children, South Park, Chapelle's Show, Conan O'Brien, ESPNEWS, The Sopranos, The Family Guy and DODGERS baseball, Lakers basketball, and all of football.

Books:

Greatest quote EVER from a book:"I looked down from her eyes and found her breasts like sacred shrines of memories from which I suckled the past." That's just hysterical, I like sucking on a pair of pastssssss.The Rag Doll Plagues by Alejandro Morales pg. 73Recently read Mother Tongue by Demetria Martinez, pretty good. As was Erased Faces by Graciela Limon. Now I'm gonna read State of Fear by my fave author, Michael Crichton, I've read ALL his books.

Heroes:

Al Bundy, Cartman, Tommy Lasordahttp://img121.exs.cx/img121/8379/angels4sg.jpg

My Blog

I'm screwed

Yeah, so I'm screwed. I was on probation from school last quarter. And I just got my grades and I got 2 C's and a D. So it kinda sux that I passed the two classes that I thought I wa...
Posted by Two-Tone Two-Tone! on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 12:33:00 PST

B-Day

So I had a party for my b-day. I had the usual, lots of booze, plenty budlight, coronizies, some heinies, some twisted smirnoff for the ladies, couple handles...Night started slow, I was suffoca...
Posted by Two-Tone Two-Tone! on Mon, 01 May 2006 11:21:00 PST

Annoying

Don't try to add me if you're a pretty white girl whose only objective to talk to me is to pretend to be my stupid friend and then ask me to join you're stupid ass pay-to-talk-to-me-and-see-me website...
Posted by Two-Tone Two-Tone! on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 12:20:00 PST

Vegas

So me and the homies are gonna be in Vegas for this year's New Year's again, hit me up if U're gonna be there, no more sausage though, lol.
Posted by Two-Tone Two-Tone! on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 12:29:00 PST

Watch out for old men...

So I was driving home with my homie from downtown, we had just watched the nba all-star game and it was raining hard as fuck, so I pull up to our driveway, and I swear, U couldn't see shit, my windows...
Posted by Two-Tone Two-Tone! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SB Jail

So I was FUCKED up yesterday, my roomates and I hit up a 1.75 liter bottle of Kettle One Vodka. That's almost like a gallon's worh. But all my friends and I are heading over to our other friend's pad,...
Posted by Two-Tone Two-Tone! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

First week being 21

I just capped off the greatest week of my life I have gots to say. It all started in Vegas last weekend where I had the best time. After coming back, I went out the next 5 out of 6 nights. Went to ...
Posted by Two-Tone Two-Tone! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

UCLA rejected me.

Fuck man, that was the only bad thing about Vegas. On Sat. I decided to check the internet in Vegas to see if I had gotten accepted to UCLA. But I paid 5 bucks at an internet cafe to find out that I...
Posted by Two-Tone Two-Tone! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Vegas was pretty dope.

So I was in Vegas for the weekend for my 21st brithday. It was the shit. I had a blast going to Beach night club on Fri. and Bikini's on Sat. Bikini's in the Rio hotel/casino was much better though...
Posted by Two-Tone Two-Tone! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST