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Juan

About Me

I want to make it perfectly clear that this is not Mr. Neville, so dont make a fuss

My Interests

I lost interest

I'd like to meet:

George Carlin, Dane Cook, Dave Groehl (spelling), Kurt Cobain (good luck), A racist sexist asshole possibly gay highly insulting carpet wearing ex-hippie US history AP teacher, someone who can lick their elbows, jaleel white, the guys from sublime (just to hang out for a while, maybe smoke two joints), Freddy Mercury (to ask him what got into his head when he wrote bohemian rhapsody), radical G's parents to see if I can tell where they went wrong, Da Coach and others

Music:

you name it, with the exception of rap (with the inverse exception of Next episode by snoop dogg and Dr Dre), country (no exceptions) and most ACDC songs

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Monty Pyhton and the Holy Grail, Airplane, Swordfish, The Matrix, Party Animal (just because my uncle was in it), The Jungle Book (yea vultures), home movies are hilarious!!!

Television:

Mind Of Mencia, Friday Night Stand Up, MXC, jaws reruns on AMC, Pulp Fiction reruns on IFC, and Gray's Anatomy, that's right, I said it

Heroes:

PFN