Danson Thunderbolt - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Well as you may have guessed, Danson Thunderbolt is my pen-name, as I am the author of the hilarious book, "The Ever-So Heroic Adventures of Captain Square Jaw" - I laughed from start to finish when i read it - but my real name is Honeybun Lovecheeks, but i didn't think that was an author-type name, hence Danson Thunderbolt. I am currently living in the Quaint Olde Seaside Port of HARLOW, in Essex, which has the distinction of being the only Seaside port that's 40 miles inland from the coast...I'm an author, as well as a part-time part-timer, so enjoy my page, and hope to hear from all my lovely friends soon! Avast and belay ye scurvy land-lubbers...

My Interests

My interests are REEDING, RIGHTING, and SPELLING...

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet People that have read my book... I would also like to meet The inventor of cows... And anyone else who knows me, Robbie...

My Book

The Ever-so Heroic Adventures of Captain Square Jaw!: Square Jaw and the Jewel of Essex is out now

CLICK ON THE COVER ABOVE TO PURCHASE A COPY

Music:

My musical tastes are many and varied but usually anything with an Accordian in it, and some sort of Penny Whistle. Also the little whistle they pipe Officers on board ship with...

Movies:

Pirates of the Carribbean - not so much a film, more a documentary. Treasure Island - Reminds me, I must move that Treasure... Peter Pan - Fetch me a Crocodile sandwich and make it snappy... Rocky Balboa - The film was great, but the version i was given was certainly a Pirate... Remo: Unarmed and Dangerous - "Wristwatches are a con trick invented by the Swiss" How can you not love that??...

Television:

Farscape - "Look up and see the wonders I have seen..."

Books:

I read a hilarious book the other day, it was called "THE EVER-SO HEROIC ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SQUARE JAW - Book Juan - Square Jaw and the Jewel of Essex" - Hilarious...my sides ached...

Heroes:

Captain Nelson Square Jaw, of course!

My Blog

Captains Blog - an odd week...

Last week was a very strange week, lots of different stuff going on and happenings that led to highs and lows... Saturday, I was involved in Wrestlefest at The Playhouse. As co-owner of the fran...
Posted by Danson Thunderbolt on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:32:00 PST

Captains Blog

Arrrrrrrrrrr, here be the next instalment of the Captains Blog, a-harrrrrrrrr, and other such nautical nonsense... Not a lot to say about today really. Have had a couple of ideas for characters ...
Posted by Danson Thunderbolt on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:50:00 PST

Captains Blog...

So here is the first entry of my Captains Blog, and I am sitting at my desk with my Windows XP quill pen in my hand, awaiting inspiration to strike, so I can finish off Book Too! of the Captain Square...
Posted by Danson Thunderbolt on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:14:00 PST