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Craig A. Spivek INC.

About Me

I'm 38 I do comedy, the laugh laugh hah hah funny funny, hey baby whats your name? what? I'm supposed to stare at your tits, Oh sorry, sir, you have a lovely wife,aren't you the stuttering comic from Chicago and isn't that your hooker wife? well this is awkward... and fuck you. Thank you good night. Perhaps there is more to me then the laughy laugh...


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

When you think about this question, it's really about submitting and not having any control. I'd LIKE to meet a lot of people, places and things. Anwar Sadat, Christy Canyon's vagina, Spielberg's brain, Carl Sagan's universe, and I'd like YOU, to meet... ME:

My Blog

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 In my attempts to warrant approval, to please self, and to wank off.  I decided to finally record myself doing what I do best.  drums.you thought I was gonna say wanking off...didn't you?  Did you th...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 22:04:00 GMT

assholes

some asshole got in my face tonight while at a Karaoke bar because I had a "Bush is A Liar" sticker on my car as well as a "Marine Corps." sticker.  He couldn't handle the duality. and these two large...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 01:10:00 GMT

confessional and name changes

first thing,here's my latest movie.  It is a breakthrough for me in terms of editing and writing.  In other words, I actually wrote a script and followed it, then did a few rewrites, reshoots, re-edit...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:25:00 GMT

a busy bee

So I've been busy editing. Here's some of my new shit.  It looks like all of the Embed codes have failed, (once again) so just click on the URL link if you need to.A Second Line Parade started in fron...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 20:19:00 GMT

failed link for Rhys darby

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual &videoid=42107885 hi there fucken myspacein my last blog I offer an embed of a Rhys Darby routine about a mermaid which i found to be quite ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 04:37:00 GMT

Rhysent occurences...

Rhys'>http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.i ndividual&videoid=42107885">Rhys Darby has sex with a Mermaid.. Beth and I were in the audience for this taping.  Darby is amazing.  I am...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 04:20:00 GMT

repost

I did one of those pass it along thingys on a competing social networking sight.  No names, but lets just say it rhymes with "ACE-COOK".   I tend to avoid these types of things but it was sent by a sw...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:10:00 GMT

barack in the USA

I'm sorry I can't resist.  This is some serious shit.  Anyone who knows me, knows me to be the most paranoid and dis-trusting and conspiracy filled crazy person around.  But, I am a fan of our preside...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 02:47:00 GMT

new yearnin

you will notice hopefully by the time stamp that it is precisely 1200 midnight at the time of this post. I am alone. in a friends house, he is at a party where he wanted to show up alone which is fi...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:00:00 GMT

New movies

hi there, This is the new film I made about volunteering in New Orleans. It is in two parts. please leave a comment or not. whatever. Part I http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3Tscte2ch4 Part II http://w...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:27:00 GMT