cranberry juice |
i hear it's good for the pee pee.
Posted by Tim Mars on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:30:00 PST |
My own little porno. |
Here is a funny clip made by me and some of my homies.
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Posted by Tim Mars on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:39:00 PST |
When did this change? |
If I would have put a ten dollar bill in a bank account a hundred years ago, that bank account would be worth quite a bit of money today. If I put a ten dollar bill in my bank account... by month fou...
Posted by Tim Mars on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:38:00 PST |
heroin. |
i had a physical the other day and the doctor drew some blood. the nurse must have pinched a nerve, becaue it hurt at the end. of course, i wasn't sure if it really hurt, or if i was just being a bi...
Posted by Tim Mars on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:57:00 PST |
sick of your job? |
Sick of your job?
Don't quit! Quitting shows absolutely no character. None at all.
Do the noble thing: get fired.
Getting fired is an extremely liberating experience for a few...
Posted by Tim Mars on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:39:00 PST |
wal-mart haters |
They complain now. But when a massive zombie attack takes over America... I'm going to be camping out at a Wal-Mart. And I won't let any Wal-Mart haters in.Yeah.
Posted by Tim Mars on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:14:00 PST |
Ha Ha!! My dog likes Common!! |
I was cleaning the house, getting ready for some out of town guests that were staying with us. You know how it is when you have guests coming in: You really clean. You don't just give it a once ove...
Posted by Tim Mars on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 01:44:00 PST |
Rosie and Tim Show Episode 2. |
The Rosie and Tim Show Episode 2 is uploaded and ready for viewing, exclusively on Grouper.com!! Grouper is a video sharing website that is similar to myspace or youtube, and owned by Sony Pictures!!...
Posted by Tim Mars on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 04:51:00 PST |
Big Wheel Magazine Article |
Here is the magazine article I was recently in. I was also in the Bo-Zone last month (Bozeman, MT). Big thanks to Louis, everyone at Big Wheel, and everyone in the Angel City Outcasts!!!The Stovepip...
Posted by Tim Mars on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:52:00 PST |
Lexington, KY |
Tonight was one of the most validating moments in my career. I performed stand-up in front of my high school and college peers. I closed the show at Comedy Off Broadway in Lexington, KY.&n...
Posted by Tim Mars on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:28:00 PST |
