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Tool Tooth

About Me

I like to break lamps at work by kicking yoga balls I also like to seclude myself away from the world because I would rather spend time with Newton than most of the people I know. Most people don't even deserve to have me in thier lives. I have no redeeming qualities. I like to go out to the abandoned island near the coast where I live especially during heighten attacks of sharks and split a case of Shlitz with my Newton till we tragically encounter a large man eating shark. I'm a smash at the gay clubs of LA. I like crumpets. I have been stood up by Frankenstein. Hate and Love its all relative to too much of something!! Oh yeah I like dogs and sweets. AOL INSTANT MESSAGE: videoboxaliceAOL INSTANT MESSAGE: videoboxalice

My Interests

Making Money, Making my parents proud, Making a name for myself, Swimming, Classic Cars, Shoes and soon Making music Look for my album to drop in '10 What the fuck is up Playas.

I'd like to meet:

Keanu Reeves and Lindsay Lohan Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile

Music:

Alot of really good stuff. Seriously.

Movies:

TOP 10 Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Rocktober Blood, The Gift, Billy Madison, Shocker, Das Clown, The Waterboy, Death to Smoochie, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure and 8min Abz. Ok enough w/the top 10 crap, here is a big f-ing list, Desperate Living, Pulp Fiction, Girls Will Be Girls, About Schmidt, Van Helsing, American Graffiti, Grease, Spiderman 2 way better that the 1st, Ninja Cop & The Better Than Television Series, A Clockwork Orange, Anchorman, Happy Gilmore, The Cat in the Hat, Bad Lutenant, X-men, Kill Bill, Waynes World, The Never Ending Story, A Christmas Story, Leprechaun Goes back 2 Da Hood, Detroit Rock City, Love & A 45, The Matrix only the first one, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Party Monster, Happy Gilmore, A Bronx Tale, Resevoir Dogs, Powder, Goonies, Vanilla Sky, Pink Flamingos, The Mask, Super Man Epics, X-Files, Vanilla Sky, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. FUnland, WHite Chicks, Miner's Masacre, Jurassic Park, Kicking And Screaming is awesome. best comedy of 2005! War of the Worlds, Star Wars Revenge of the Sith, Duece Bigalow European Gigalo, High Tension, Friday the 13th, Nightlife, The Eye, Premonition, The Benchwarmers, King Kong, Kung Pow Enter the Fist, Sleepaway Camp Trilogy, Derailed, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Hostel, ShopGirl, The Island, Charlies Angels, Grandma's Boy, Night at the Museum, Tenacious D Pick of Destiny, Dirty Love, King's Ransom and much more I'm really starting to get into Asian horror flicks. Check out Premonition. I also enjoy any really messed up and sexually perverted films. i give up for now! IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ROCTOBER BLOOD YOU MUST SEE IT!!!..

Television:

TV is so lame. But if I do tune in What not to Wear, Best Week Ever, The Apprentice and either Fox or VH1 Sunday programming.

Books:

Ha I haven't read a book in years!

Heroes:

Fuck That!!

My Blog

John Corbett @ Video Box

Well today John Corbett came in to record some spots for Applebee's. He was very hot and fucking tall. Bowzaaz!!!! I got to talk to him for a little while and he was very nice. Unfortunately Justin w...
Posted by Tool Tooth on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:31:00 PST

The first day of 08

This holiday season really put a crunk in my life but...yesterday changed all that and put me back on track. I woke up a friends house of which I've just met in the last few months and she invited me ...
Posted by Tool Tooth on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:21:00 PST

Famous People At Work

Yesterday I met Blair Underwood and for all of you who have crappy jobs I'm sorry but I put my time in YO!!
Posted by Tool Tooth on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:22:00 PST

I deserve this Job!!!

My new job is awesome!!! I got 3 presents today!! I got 2 sweet cds from the intern Kelsea and then the crowning jewel of my career Intense color Expo Markers for easier writing on the calender!! I lo...
Posted by Tool Tooth on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:07:00 PST