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Rosie

The Hanoi Hunnie

About Me



I'm a professional stand up comic. Visit my website and stalk me at a show or through my blog!

Watch my comedy clip at the Hollywood Impov!

My Interests

stand up comedy, theater and acting, film and movies, working out, writing, reading, searching for knowledge, politics, fashion, singing karaoke, my family, psychology, shopping, church, the outdoors (especially camping), mitzy a lovely jack russell terrier, life, love and the pursuit of happiness!

"Insanity", Me and My Charm

I'd like to meet:

rosie tran fans, comedy fans, old and new friends

Watch my stock pitch video for The Motley Fool investment website!

Music:

Better than Ezra, Nora Jones, Mindy Smith, Maroon 5, Fall Out Boy, Rascal Flats, Mariah Carey, Juvenile, 504 Boyz, Michelle Branch...I love chick music and anything Southern. Classical and Emo. Girl Scout Camp Fire Songs. I was the songleader for girl scout camp 2 years in a row!!!

Movies:

Garden State, Vanilla Sky, Indochine, Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragen, The Joy Luck Club, The Royal Tenenbaums, The United States of Leland, Any Gene Hackman movie...Currently attempting to watch AFI's top 400 films of all time. Thank God for Netflix.

Watch my short film! Shot by me and my charm !!!!

Television:

Quantum Leap, The O.C., Anything on Style Network or Food Network, Project Runway, What Not to Wear...

Books:

Who needs books when you have youtube? Hahaha. I read screenplays! ;)

Heroes:

Lisa Lampinelli , Hillary Clinton, Joan Rivers, Margaret Cho, Caroline Rhea, my DAD!

Hillary in 2008!!

My Blog

I missed New Orleans today.

I really did. I missed everything about it. I missed the hot, sexy humidity. It drenches your skin with this thin, sticky layer of moisture. Sometimes it makes you feel sick and red in the face, but I...
Posted by Rosie on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:19:00 PST

What keeps me going.

Well, after shooting tons of footage with NBC, actually being a last comic standing finalist, and then being completely cut out of my episode (aside from less than 5 seconds of me frowning randomly in...
Posted by Rosie on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:41:00 PST

sad, sad world

An older female comic once told me to dress sexier on stage. She said exploiting my body and youth would get me further than being funny. I had other ideas. I wanted to be a real comedian, work hard o...
Posted by Rosie on Sat, 24 May 2008 01:46:00 PST

Check out this video: Bum Boot Camp

Check out this video: Bum Boot Camp ..Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Rosie on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:20:00 PST

Creepy Creep

This evening I was at my writing class, when I went to the ladies room and this creepy creep guy followed me into the restroom. As I was doing my business (peeing, not no. 2, thank you), I looked up a...
Posted by Rosie on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:03:00 PST

Tim and I shot a porno!

Check it out:Click Here!!xOxO,ROSIE
Posted by Rosie on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:13:00 PST

Hillary or my mom?

Hillary Clinton is a white version of my mom... or is my mom an Asian version of Hillary? Look how they both have the same haircut, same earings, same facial structure. Everytime I hear Hillary talk...
Posted by Rosie on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:25:00 PST

Thanks!

I'm not really legally allowed to say who moved on to the final round until the show airs this summer, but I wanted to personally thank all of my friends, family, and fans who came out to support me a...
Posted by Rosie on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:13:00 PST

Tuesday Show! Jan 29, 2008! Urgent!

Come out and see me tomorrow night!Tuesday, January 29, 2008@ 8:00PMHollywood Improv8162 Melrose Ave.W. Hollywood, CATickets avail online: www.improv.comxOxO,ROSIEp.s. This is a special event and it w...
Posted by Rosie on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:46:00 PST

Annoyed at people. Again.

Just like bad real parents, there are bad pet parents. And sometimes, there are bad pet parents that also have bad kids and... well, you get it. I consider myself to be a very good pet parent. Not too...
Posted by Rosie on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:29:00 PST