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Ro

Trust me..I know what I'm doing...I'm a licensed comic...

About Me

I love laughing...I love making people laugh. I meet interesting people wherever I go. Comedy is my passion and things always seem to happen to me when I think I will run out of material....I do have a backup career just in case comedy does not work out. So if anyone is looking for a homocide detective trained from court tv, contact me....I know what I'm doing. I love living, from New York to L.A...I just can't stop laughing....Header Banner Made with MyBannerMaker.com! Click here to make your own!

My Interests

stand up comedy, spending time with my sister, my family and my friends, my cats, performing improv, writing, hiking, relaxing, laughing, hitting the road for a gig...and always searching for balance...

I'd like to meet:

People who love comedy....my friends...those I've known and those who are new...that person who's gonna tell me "I'm gonna make you a star kid!"...

Music:

Christina Aguilera, Eminem, INXS, Sinatra, Dean Martin, Ray Charles and my theme song Dion's "The Wanderer":)

Movies:

Blazing Saddles, Goonies, Three Amigos, Midnight Madness, Monster Squad, Cloak and Dagger, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs, Finding Nemo, Shaun of the dead, Forgetting Sarah Marshall...and I love B horror movies...

Television:

Three's Company, Married With Children, Beauty and the Geek. And anything on court TV...I'm an exerpt on all those shows.

Books:

Any Stephen King or James Patterson book...I love scaring myself:) Any Archie comic or Garfield comic I can find...and anything about serial killers...I have a morbid fascination with that stuff...

Heroes:

Jim Davis, Richard Pryor, Mel Brooks

My Blog

We almost got arrested....

So a lot of you that know me know that I have come close to getting arrested a couple of times in my life....I was a bit of a, ahem, punk during my teenage years. A natural development from total nerd...
Posted by Ro on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:02:00 PST

Confessions of a Teenage Nerd~"The Stalker"

So I was hanging out with my sister Maria the other night and we found my old creative writing book from my senior year of high school..back in '96...and in it were some of the funniest, most dramatic...
Posted by Ro on Mon, 05 May 2008 12:00:00 PST

This town aint big enough for me and my ass...

So I go out to do a gig waaaaay out in Mentone...it's in the redlands...and it was a real gig...no set ups:) I get there and it took a while cause the weather wasn't lovely...I go into a restaurant wh...
Posted by Ro on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:16:00 PST

Jingle my Balls...

So once again I'm sitting at my desk, drinking wine and having a really nice night...I just wanted to post a Merry Christmas blog and since I'm an honary Jew (thanks Hope!) Happy Chanakuah...is that r...
Posted by Ro on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:00:00 PST

I’m on the run.....

Since I'm hiding out from a particular service this blog will be very secretive...I'm sitting here drinking red wine, very excited about things that are happening...I just booked a show back in NY, wh...
Posted by Ro on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:09:00 PST

Where I come from an Earthquake is a wrestler...

So 3 years ago at this time I was just arriving in LA...I remember thinking "What the f!@$%! did I get into??" Me and my friend Yvonne just took a 5 day drive across country and saw some crazy places ...
Posted by Ro on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:15:00 PST

If I gotta toss one more salad I’m gonna shoot somebody....

So I'm sitting here so glad I'm off from work tomorrow...woo hoo!!! I know I should go to sleep but my eyes are starting to feel that way after staring at a computer screen for 2 hours...you know like...
Posted by Ro on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:51:00 PST

Am I kidnappable?

..> ..> ..> So lately I've been getting a lot of e-mails from Africa. Some saying that I have won a South African Coca Cola sweepstakes of 1,995,000 US dollars, others telling me their dead ...
Posted by Ro on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:47:00 PST

I coulda been a pepperoni...

..> ..> ..> ..> But I think they decided to go in another direction...I submitted myself for a commercial as a pepperoni for a pizza commercial. I even put in the notes "I make a good pepperoni!...
Posted by Ro on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:29:00 PST

I think I was set up...

..> *the names that appear in this blog have been changed to protect the public...hahaha...but see if you know who I'm talking about!   So a while back I had met a comic named Smo-key*. We tal...
Posted by Ro on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:36:00 PST