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Dwayne Perkins

Rest in Peace Richard Jeni. Thanks for being one of the Greats!

About Me


About me... From Brooklyn. I used to wear one white glove with a windbreaker. Probably dating myself. I’m 100 years old so Al Roker should be shouting me out on my next birthday. Now, I get on stages and tell jokes.
Come check me at a joke telling venue near you.

Read my Blog
It’ll make your teeth whiter
The entries are funny short and sweet.

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My Interests

Stand-up Comedy, Movies, Movie making, Classic novels, People watching...

I'd like to meet:

Peeps that want to be met. Actually any fans of comedy and good music

Music:

Everything under the sun, but my theme music is supplied by Jay-Z

Movies:

Snatch, Snatch and more Snatch. Collateral. Fight Club!! And good comedies of course

Television:

Classic Sitcoms up, Reality TV down. There should be a Law and Order channel.

Books:

"The Little Prince" -- my favorite. "Great Expectations" is up there too. And anything by David Sedaris. I'm still playing catch-up so I'll have to revisit this one.

My Blog

Dwayne Perkins Video Blog 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6RM3i4XXc Dwayne on fame. Baby remember my name.......
Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:44:00 PST

Dwayne Perkins Video Blog 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiNXVW9_fe0 My 1st video blog. Got questions? I got answers!...
Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:57:00 PST

A Place for Everything & Everything in Its Place

Whenever I try to clean my room my bed becomes a holding bay for all the items and paperwork without a home.  After everything else is fairly straighten up, I'm usually left with a bed full of kn...
Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:42:00 PST

Someone Framed Me

This might seem like my 99th blog about the 99 cents store but I assure you it's probably only my fifth.  With that said I was recently in my own personal Disneyland and came across a poster fram...
Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Thu, 29 May 2008 01:53:00 PST

What I Really Want to Know Is&

So there's this guy on the Today show last week with an incredible memory.*  He remembers everything in his life from age 11 on, and he's probably in his late forties.  He remembers the time...
Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Tue, 27 May 2008 01:20:00 PST

Oh My Stars

I am writing this blog from my hotel room in Dubai.  You know what it is.  Anyway, it's a beautiful place and my hotel room over looks the beach and another hotel called the Burj Al Arab.&...
Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Fri, 16 May 2008 01:06:00 PST

Jane, Stop This Crazy Thing

Earlier this year, I was at my local gym on a gorgeous Los Angeles day.  This was the kind of day you call your friends and family back east and brag about.     LA BRAGGER: You sh...
Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:10:00 PST

Pretty Crazy in Pink

You can file this under "Only in LA."  I recently saw a woman wearing all pink at a commercial audition.  (We weren't going in for the same thing)  Everything was pink: her outfit, acce...
Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:09:00 PST

Trans Trucker

Last week I saw a guy in Starbucks in LA, a normal trucker looking guy with a beard, gray shirt and jeans on. What's so odd about that you ask?  Well, on top of what I already described this guy ...
Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:08:00 PST

99 problems But Inflation Aint One&Hit Me!

My friend recently called me up in arms saying that the 99cents* store had gone up in price.  Turns out what my friend the alarmist was referring to was a few items that used to be 2 for a $.99 n...
Posted by Dwayne Perkins on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:05:00 PST