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Matt Iseman

I am the Goto Guy

About Me


I am your typical, run of the mill guy who loves his friends and family and thinks classical music is the Hairmetal bands of the 80s. I could eat breakfast 3 meals a day, especially because it's the easiest to make. I take pride in the ability to laugh at myself before others have the chance which makes me feel comfortable in any situation.
In high school, after I was kicked out of the math club and the chess club, I briefly joined the culture club... but I was never good at tumbling so I was kicked out of that club as well. Some years ago, I had a positive throat culture, but it was treated with penicillin, so now, I guess, I have no culture. Physical fitness is very important to me, that's why I compete in the Kumite: the illegal, underground world of Japanese street fighting. And I have reached the prestigious rank of yokozuna in sumo thumb wrestling.
When I was 13 years old, I sat with the London Philharmonic, first chair in air guitar. I was classically trained but suffered a breakdown and haven't picked up an instrument since, but I have recently resumed lip-synching. I was the 99th caller once. But they wanted the 104th, so I was only on for like a second or two. And I was supposed to be featured on America's Most Wanted. But then they realized that skateboarding is not a crime, so my segment never aired. Although I should say up front that I am not a skateboarder.
I am pretty much a guy who is looking to enjoy life to its fullest. That's it.

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My Blog

Buy a piece of Sports Soup

I never thought I would see this especially not after one episode... granted it was a great episode, but still... ;)Anyway, it is for a good cause... so bid early and bid often.Sports Soup on eBay And...
Posted by Matt Iseman on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:03:00 PST

SPORTS SOUP Clip Suggestions

The answer to the numerous emails that are coming in is YES. I would love your input for clips that you think belong on the show. Give as much detail as possible so we can find them and if your clip...
Posted by Matt Iseman on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:46:00 PST

Pimpin Sports Soup near and far...

You can also read about Sports Soup here...Fresno BeeOrlando SentinelBaltimore SunFt. Worth Star-TelegramAnd one more video with Jill NicoliniCW11 Interview...
Posted by Matt Iseman on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 07:06:00 PST

Where to find Sports Soup on Versus....

NATIONALLYDirecTV: Ch 603Dish: Ch 151CITIESBOSTON (Comcast): Ch 62BOSTON (RCN): Ch 148 or 382CLEVELAND (Time Warner): Ch 66, 126 or 323DALLAS (Time Warner): Ch 31DENVER (Comcast): Ch 73DETROIT (Comast...
Posted by Matt Iseman on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:11:00 PST

Thanks to Farrell and Todd Wright...

and to everyone who took the time to chat with me today about Sports Soup.Went into the Strategy Room on FoxNews.com and talked about Biden's Botox, Palin's 'stache and Luke Walton's Stalker.Sat down ...
Posted by Matt Iseman on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:50:00 PST

Carson Daly TONIGHT...

Check me out tonight with Mr. TRL himself tonight after Conan on NBC.And, yes, Sports Soup commercials have been airing during the NFL and MLB. One week until the big debut on October 14th!
Posted by Matt Iseman on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:47:00 PST

A commercial for a cool new show you should definitely check out

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Posted by Matt Iseman on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 09:31:00 PST

Clean House goes International...

While we thought traveling to Temple, PA for the Messiest Home in the Country this year was exotic, it looks like our reach is expanding...Tonight, Clean House Comes Clean debuts in South Africa. Wit...
Posted by Matt Iseman on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 09:43:00 PST

More hype on Sports Soup...

Some nice mentions in the press today. If you can't pick up the actual copies, I have the virtual ones here. If you want to see a lil teaser on the show, check out Versus this weekend. I can't wait...
Posted by Matt Iseman on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:22:00 PST

Visit Versus for Sports Soup

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Posted by Matt Iseman on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 11:17:00 PST