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I'm a comedian/actor/writer from Worcester, Ma....live in Los Angeles now. Stand up is my first passion, but I like tons of things...All sports (especially the NFL and Boxing)...movie buff...most all music...Chinese food and Soul food are the two best foods on this earth....wait, and pizza. Also, I think I can beat the shit out of an ostrich. Fuck birds.
I love traveling....due to comedy, I've had the opportunity to travel to about 25 countries around the world to do comedy shows for our troops. I have a tremendous respect for all those men and women in the US military. I've met some great military peeps all over the world. Some of the places that I've been include: Iceland, Bosnia, Kosovo, Hungary, Japan, South Korea, most of Europe, Afghanistan and Iraq.

Also, I love playing cards...all games. Pitch, Rummy, etc. I'm in a Texas Hold 'Em tournament at least once a month. Two words: all in.

I'd be more than happy to add you; and yes, I return ALL messages; even if it takes me a while.

DanSmith.com PLEASE visit my Website - There's over four hundred pictures on there, plus lots of video and audio clips. And SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!!! Check it out!

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My Interests

Movies - especially mob movies....and anything with Christopher Walken; most music, sports.....baseball, football, boxing, basketball, and UFC! I am a candy FREAK - peanut M&Ms are my favorite right now. And finally, I like traveling. And....beating up animals :)
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I'd like to meet:

Fun, outgoing people. I like independant individuals who occasionally pick their noses. Also, if you buy my new DVD, I'll beat up the person of your choice.

Music:

(Sent in by a fan from South Carolina)

Movies:

Godfather 1 and 2, Casino, Goodfellas, The Pianist, Bronx Tale, Friday, Snatch, Ghandi, The Last Emperor, and any movie with boobies in it.

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Sopranos, Sleeper Cell, Law & Order (Original and SVU), and CNN

Heroes:

My fish, Jaws II. He died January 25, 2006. Now he sleeps with the fishes......the other fishes.

My Blog

Check out my COMEDY DVD and CD !

Finally, after several years in the biz, my first comedy DVD is out. I'm very proud of it. I'd love it if everyone checked out the trailer....http://www.dansmith.com/store.h tmlOn my DVD, you...
Posted by Dan Smith on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ATTN: All Comedians - WARNING

Do NOT work for Lone Wolf Entertainment/Sam Short Entertainment. The last two tours I've done for them, they've underpaid me both times and are refusing to pay me the balance. They are now taking a n...
Posted by Dan Smith on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:40:00 PST

Konichiwa, bitches!!!

Here is the short story of my trip over to Japan for the beginning of my tour.... What a long freakin' trip! First, a 12 hour flight, direct to Narita (Tokyo) on a Korean Air aircraft that was very ol...
Posted by Dan Smith on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:38:00 PST

Fuck Birds!

On the way to a show a while back, my buddy and I passed by an ostrich farm. For those of you that have seen an ostrich in real life, you know that ostriches are mean fuckin' birds. They spit, kick a...
Posted by Dan Smith on Thu, 18 May 2006 08:25:00 PST