Love hot sauce, hate ironing. Coyotes roam my neighborhood. I was on Wheel of Fortune, but I tanked horribly. I was once a stand-in for Yo Yo Ma. I kill at Scrabble. I was a mime at a bank (briefly, but not briefly enough). I am willing to eat that first pancake that's sort of the test pancake. I will tell you if you have something in your teeth, and would want you to tell me. I am up for following the white rabbit. I'd rather be cold than hot. I try to be naked and outdoors at 3am at least a few times a year. I try to balance going with the flow and going straight for what I want. Some days that balance goes better than others. I was really good at all the sports that don't count after sixth grade (kickball, dodgeball, obstacle courses). I rarely say "howdy." I play blues harmonica. Someday I want to throw a computer out a window. Screw that - someday I WILL throw a computer out a window. I don't shock easily. Except when I was twelve and stuck a pair of tweezers into an electrical outlet, just to see what would happen. I was in a "band" in college called The Sludgemonkeys. I take candy from strangers, if it's good candy. I have 4 titanium clamps in my scrotum. ..
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Interesting people doing something they care about. Or people who owe me money (don't necessarily need to be interesting). People who've discovered the hard way that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
