I THINK THE GRAND SLAM |
BREAKFAST SHOULD BE SERVED B Y A HOOKER
Posted by KIM THE KIDDER on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 07:51:00 PST |
THERES NOTHING LIKE |
WAKING UP IN THE MORNING NEXT TO THE PERSON YOU LOVE,,,ABOUT FIVE MINUTES BEFORE THRIR SPOUSE GETS HOME
Posted by KIM THE KIDDER on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 07:50:00 PST |
the most laughs i got on stage |
...was when i was STRIPPING
Posted by KIM THE KIDDER on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 07:48:00 PST |
nonsnse |
whoever said ,,money cant buy love,,,aint never met a hooker,,,,,
Posted by KIM THE KIDDER on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 07:47:00 PST |
i tried getting out of my bill the other day i told them |
that i talked to a larry,,the bill collectors said we dont have a larry we just got a mary,,so i said ya thats rite let me talk to mary ,,,,they said u cant shes in accounting,,still i tried,,i said t...
Posted by KIM THE KIDDER on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 11:15:00 PST |
my default pix |
is de fault of my photographer,,usually i look much worse,,kim the kidder
Posted by KIM THE KIDDER on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 11:12:00 PST |
i told my kid the other day about when i was growing up |
i never got good grades ,,shocker,ha,,i told them the only time i got a b on my report card was when one landed on it outside...
Posted by KIM THE KIDDER on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:58:00 PST |
a lady asked me the other day why i live where i do |
she said theres nothing around you but alcohol ,white trash, and places of ill repute,,,i said lady you just answered your own friggin question
Posted by KIM THE KIDDER on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:56:00 PST |
licence to laugh |
License Key: PNR6KE8J7U5W1307495
Posted by KIM THE KIDDER on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 08:33:00 PST |
date a pessimist |
be cause they will expect u to cheat on them,,so it gives ya free reign
Posted by KIM THE KIDDER on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:39:00 PST |
