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Mark Wirtz

author, comedian, music artist, public nuisance

About Me


Just a couple of changes in the play list this time... but - never before heard ones, and NOT from the past!
In fact, these are from the future... Two previews (home demos! The actual recordings will, of course, be spectacular and have biiiiiig balls! LOL) from my "Cooking For Cannibals" album/show-in progress... Hey, believe it or not, my "Cooking For Cannibals" show is the first time in my entire forty-year career that l perform music works of mine live and in public! Yeah - no kaka!
So, there they are... for better or wirtz... like 'em or not: "Tit For Tat" (part of my on-stage "Boob Jobs" routine) and "Because Of You," which is not funny, but theme-appropriately real life. If you like this stuff, I love ya!! If not, piss off! Just kidding (sorta kinda) LOL
'Gonna be gone for a bit. Weahl, you know ... old age creeping up on me, so I have to have to have a bit of surgery. But, as our great American poet, the Terminator, once said, "Uhl bee baaack, baybee!"
Loves y'all -- honestly (even though I don't know who more than half of you self-promoting MySpace "friends" actually are, LOL. WTF).
Gotta run, my nurse is here to change my diapers-!!
Keep the Rock rolling and the smiles shining! :)
Cheers!
Mad Mark ("Mr. Romantick")
P.S. Don't forget to vote for me in the FameCast comedy contest, please! Show the other, competing, comics that I have more friends than they do!! ;) (click here to vote) TOP 25
Click here to vote for "Mr. Romantick" - Mad Mark Wirtz ;)
www.markwirtz.com
About me: To most I am known as the creator of the notorious "Teenage Opera" and other music gems that are so ancient by now that the kids featured on the infamous "Grocer Jack" single are now grandmothers. So sad, too bad, because it's sorta like Edison being known to most only for having invented the light bulb. In other words, there's lots more. Lots of lots... If you're interested, or plain curious, come and visit my website at www.markwirtz.com for not just a bunch of hype and bullshit about the old stuff, but also some cool NEW stuff, like clips and picts and bytes and graphics and, well, you know -- stuff. C ya there! :)
Luv ya!
Cheers,
M :)
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/2/2006
Band Website: markwirtz.com
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Influences:
Glassblower now avalible
from CD Baby
& Amazon USA

Spyderbaby (Glassblower) is now available on iTunes.
Sounds Like: People whom I'd Like to meet
Eddie Izzard, Louis CK, Sarah Silverman, George Carlin, John Cleese, Lewis Black, Mitch Hedberg, Ralphie May, Jerry Lewis, Victor Borge, Quincy Jones, Daniel Powter, 10cc, Jimmy Carr, Ron White, Victor Lopez, Chris Rhea, Mike Anderson, Carlos Mencia, Maria Bamford, "Mutt" Lang, Brendan O'Brien, Dennis Leary, Kathleen Madigan, Kathy Griffin, Toby Keith, Randy Newman, Hans Zimmer, Elton John, Keith Urban, Muenchener Freiheit, Steven Spielberg, Cutting Crew, Supertramp, Queen, Brian Wilson, Wondermints, Gretchen Wilson, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Jet Li, Quentin Terrentino, Woody Allen, Artie Wayne .......
Record Label: Various
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

"MULITASKING" - update

Here is something that makes me want to shove a cannon up my ass and light the fuse...  MULTITASKING.. You read right -- multitasking! You know -- even MORE work, for the SAME pay, getting even l...
Posted by Mark Wirtz on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:50:00 PST

ODE TO FLOOZIE

Got me a GPS for Christmas. About time, because I do a lot of driving to strange places, and if there is a way to get lost, I will find it! Google maps are sorta kinda OK, but they're worth shit in th...
Posted by Mark Wirtz on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 08:04:00 PST

HOLLYWOOD

HOLLYWOOD Nobody conceived it. Nobody intended it. It emerged. Somehow. Like a third breast on a clandestine woman. Somewhere. In a barren, sun baked Southern California sandbox. Spawned by notions, d...
Posted by Mark Wirtz on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:01:00 PST

BLIND DATE

Jack liked people very much. But he was very shy. While every one of his buddies had girlfriends, he had none. Only in his fantasies would his passions come alive. Until, one day, when he was so po...
Posted by Mark Wirtz on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:42:00 PST

Who is THEY, What is IT??

And Why is a Banana Bent??You're in shambles and are standing knee-deep in rubble. You're broke because you lost your job and can't find a new one, your lover left you, and your lips are sporting a sh...
Posted by Mark Wirtz on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:20:00 PST

WHAT IF LOVE WERE AN AIRLINE?

No human endeavor in all of evolution has suffered as many casualties as love and relationships. What if love were an airline. Would anybody fly? Let's find out..."LOVE AIRWAYS, ticket desk. How can I...
Posted by Mark Wirtz on Tue, 29 May 2007 07:44:00 PST