When I was born, I was very young. There were these two older kids that somehow had me convinced that they were in charge of what I should think, how I should act, and like that. I believed them! Then, this little squirt popped out, and changed everything. Who knew that you could learn more about what this insane, insignificant existence might offer from your baby brother than all of the 'mature' influences in control? Not me. I shrugged off the manifest wisdom, the inherent, wholly lucid outlook this little upstart embodied, and whipped around like a paramecium in a sea of amoebae, looking for something or other, for a few decades. When I woke up, I was this ancient misanthrope that you see before you, who sees his species as a troup of hysterical, deluded, narcissistic monkeys. I might be right, you know. But nevertheless, I keep doing stuff. An old friend once told me I have a naivete that refuses to respond to experience. I'll buy that.And get THIS: Since I wrote the above, Sam & I have found each other. We bonded immediately, deeply, and I'm now living in a quiet neighborhood, blissfully (yes!) partnered with one of the sweetest humans to have ever trod sod. Imagine that! I couldn't have.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bill, Billy
Birthday: Dec 7, '47 - same year as Howdy Doody & the 45rpm record...
Birthplace: Long Beach, CA
Current Location: Las Vegas
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: white
Height: 5' 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Euromix
The Shoes You Wore Today: Bay Watch plastic sandals
Your Weakness: codependency
Your Fears: not getting to see the outcome
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage, mushroom, green olive, xtra sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: staying in my current employ
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: never use 'em
Thoughts First Waking Up: how did I become a slug?
Your Best Physical Feature: my magnificent pex
Your Bedtime: minuit
Your Most Missed Memory: my first phono
Pepsi or Coke: diet brown soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: oh, criminy
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: brewed
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends on the cake
Cappuccino or Coffee: vats of coffee
Do you Smoke: of course
Do you Swear: always
Do you Sing: in the car
Do you Shower Daily: who wants to know? You gonna lick me?
Have you Been in Love: I thought of it as that
Do you want to go to College: never again
Do you want to get Married: nuh uh
Do you believe in yourself: Um, yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: all over
Are you a Health Freak: I like health, but nevermind the cigs
Do you get along with your Parents: now that they've shuffled off this mortal coil
Do you like Thunderstorms: since I was a tad
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: silly question to ask a nicotine addict
In the past month have you been on Drugs: antibiotics & diabetes meds. Oh, and nicotine
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I've never eaten a box of Oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope. And do I miss FOH? Lots.
In the past month have you been Dumped: yep. He refuses to call it that, but that's what it was.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no. where's the nude beach?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not even a kiss
Ever been Drunk: in a past life
Ever been called a Tease: not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: a screw, from a hardware store, when I was 9
How do you want to Die: never
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: saturated with music
What country would you most like to Visit: America, during the Jurassic
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: steely grey
Favourite Hair Color: what on Earth difference could it make? Well, OK...white.
Short or Long Hair: yes
Height: yes
Weight: I sure hope so
Best Clothing Style: off
Number of Drugs I have taken: couple
Number of CDs I own: a thousand or so
Number of Piercings: one
Number of Tattoos: probably never
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Maybe 1 or 2
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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