I'm a certified scuba diver, and one of the inspirations for this underwater passion came from watching Jacqueline Bisset swimming around in her wet T-shirt in The Deep.
I'm also something of a motorcycle enthusiast. I used to be a motorcycle courier for ABC News in Washington, D.C. Although I never had the opportunity to jump over a couple of barbed wire fences during a prison break like Steve McQueen in The Great Escape, I did get paid for riding my motorcycle on the sidewalk, splitting lanes, running red lights, driving through people's yards, and speeding down the highway on one wheel (the courier agency never condoned any of these activities, mind you, but the folks at ABC never bothered to ask what you had to do in order to get the news in on time (getting caught in traffic was never a good excuse).
I'm also a sky diver, a moderately successful skier, an avid reader, and a big fan of all sorts of movies.
I enjoy cinema verite, film noir, action, adventure, martial arts, gangster movies, westerns, comedies and horror. Perhaps my favorite films however, are low budget teenaged splatterfests. These movies seem to contain more raw fun and unbridled enthusiasm for the medium than most of Hollywood's big budget extravaganzas, not to mention the fact that slasher movies generally have more lithesome, nubile and jiggly, scantily clad young babes running around than a year's subscription to Playboy.
Everything has its place. Even low budget monster movies (again, always full of beautiful young actresses getting thier start in a business that. . . well, eats its young). Bless them all for making these movies so much fun to watch.
My favorite holiday is Halloween. Christmas is a distant second. My birthday doesn't even rate in the top ten. It's not that I care about getting older (the alternative isn't so hot either), it's just that I prefer not to make a big deal out of it.
In order to get everyone together, I think we’d have to throw a big party. We’d have to have a lot of beer, wine and free-poured liquor, a lot of great food, some live music, and a whole gaggle of scantily clad babes running around screaming like frightened young nymphs in a grade-B horror classic -- otherwise, it might look a little too much like a Playboy Mansion party.
We could hold our little soirée at the Bates Motel. We’d definitely need a lot of space -- wait until you see the guest list! The mixer could be held in the main house on top of the hill. This would give all of our party guests an opportunity to enjoy the quiet domesticity of this haunted little abode as they all get to know each other over some tasteful hors d’oeuvres and lusty libations. They could be free to roam from room to room admiring the stately antiquity of the well-dusted furniture, or they could share in the simple nostalgia engendered by the old family photographs hanging from the walls (of course everyone would have to stay out of momma’s room, or momma could get very upset). After that, everyone could wander out into the sprawling back yard for more drinks and some live music, and then they could all retire in small groups or in pairs to the spacious and clean guest bedrooms for some more intimate conversation. It’ll be great.
Some of our guests of honor would be Edgar Allen Poe, Arthur Machen, Robert E. Howard, H.P. Lovecraft, Algernon Blackwood, Robert Bloch (it’s his place after all), Shirley Jackson, Ray Bradbury, Richard Matheson, Charles Beaumont, Manly Wade Wellman, Damon Knight, Dean Koontz, Andrew Vachss, John D. MacDonald, William Peter Blatty, Ramsey Campbell, Charles L. Grant, Ira Levin, Robert R. McCammon, J. Sheridan Le Fanu, Henry James, William F. Nolan, H.G. Wells, Karl Edward Wagner, Ray Russell, Tanith Lee, Thomas Harris, Chris Carter, Montague Summers & Alfred Hitchcock (it‘s sort of his place, too).
And we would need a couple of good hosts to meet and greet all of our guests, and to make them feel at home: Rod Serling, Vincent Price, Christopher Lee & Peter Cushing.
And no good party would be complete without a couple of good bartenders: Poppy Z. Brite (a party girl from New Orleans -- we would need her), Joe R. Lansdale (he could double as a bouncer), and Will Gaines (every good bartender should have a whole stable of Weird Tales).
And we would have live music: Stephen King, Alice Cooper, Blue Oyster Cult, Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley (’cause you just know she had a lovely singing voice), John Carpenter & Shel Silverstein.
I think we could get Lizzie Borden and Jack the Ripper to cater our little affair, and we could ask Clive Barker, Tim Burton, Gahan Wilson & M.C. Escher to do the decorations.
I guess we’d have to have a couple of butlers too: Ted Cassidy and Richard Kiel.
And maybe we could get Roman Polanski to film the documentary.
And of course, you would all be invited!
I love classic rock; Led Zeppelin, The Who, The Rolling Stones. I also spent my wonder bread years in the '70s, so I grew up listening to Billy Joel, Van Halen, Warren Zevon, AC DC, The Clash, Ted Nugent, Blondie, The Cars, Foreigner, The Edgar Winter Group, Sweet, & Cheap Trick.
To be a good writer you have to read a lot of books. In order to read a lot of books, you can’t be watching a lot of movies. One of my problems (the list is long but distinguished) is that I love movies -- all kinds of movies.
Now I think that most people don't understand the idea that literature and film are two disparate mediums. Most people believe they are very similar, when in fact they are very different. That's why good books don't always translate well to the screen, and vice versa (who would even read a book called Friday the 13th, Part 20?)
This being said, I must confess that my love of cinema provides a creative impetus for some of my writing. Although I seldom think of my work in movie-making terms I still can't write a scene (especially an action scene) without thinking of the camera angles that might be used to enhance the suspense, the subtle nuances of light that cast the characters in somber shadow, or the type of music that might be played to softly underscore the mood.
Anyway, here's a short list of DVD's currently on my shelf:
Westerns: The Wild Bunch, The Magnificent Seven, Rio Bravo, How the West Was Won, High Plains Drifter, The Good, the Bad & the Ugly, The Long Riders, Django, Five Card Stud
Action: Die Hard, The Rock, Bullitt, Where Eagles Dare, Broken Arrow, Face/Off, Assault on Precinct 13, The Big Hit, The Replacement Killers, True Lies, A History of Violence
Comedy: Manhattan, Love and Death, Airplane, Heaven Can Wait, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers
Children’s Movies: Harry Potter, Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang (Ian Fleming is always cool)
Modern Splatterfests: Saw, High Tension, The Hills Have Eyes (remake), Wrong Turn, Hostel, Final Destination, Cabin Fever
Cool: Kill Bill 1 & 2, Reservoir Dogs, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, The Killer, Hard Boiled, Sin City
Science Fiction: Alien, Aliens, The Matrix Trilogy, Blade Runner, Predator
Cartoon: Heavy Metal
Martial Arts: Enter the Dragon, The House of Flying Daggers, The Octagon, Best of the Best
War: The Thin Red Line, Black Hawk Down, Platoon, Saving Private Ryan
Best Picture Winners: Gladiator, The Godfather, Braveheart, Unforgiven, Dances with Wolves
The Night Stalker helped inspire the X-Files; I still find both shows highly entertaining and influential. I can't get enough of CSI:Miami. 24 is simply one of the best shows ever!
I liked the first couple of seasons of Alias.
Tales from the Crypt was a guilty pleasure. Buffy The Vampire Slayer was an even guiltier pleasure. Miami Vice may have been my guiltiest pleasure of all, but now that the movie is out, I feel a little vindicated.
Being a voracious reader is a categorical imperative for anyone who wants to be a decent writer. I don’t read as much as I should, but I have read a couple of books in my day. Don’t think of the titles that follow as a best-of list (although many of them would easily fit quite comfortably in that category), but rather, as just a scatter-shot list of the books I have read over the last thirty five years or so that have moved me, inspired me, or in some way engendered in me a strong desire to fashion books of my own.
Thinner; Richard Bachman, Cabal, The Damnation Game, The Hellbound Heart, The Books of Blood; Clive Barker, The Deep, The Beast; Peter Benchley, Wormwood, Lost Souls, The Lazarus Heart; Poppy Z. Brite, The Da Vinci Code; Dan Brown, Tarzan, At the Earth’s Core, The Land That Time Forgot; Edgar Rice Burroughs, Naked Lunch; William S. Burroughs, The Hungry Moon, The Doll that Ate Its Mother; Ramsey Campbell,
The Hound of the Baskervilles; Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Deathbird Stories; Harlon Ellison, The Black Dahlia; James Ellroy, Darklands; Dennis Etchison, Horse Latitudes, Dead Man’s Dance; Robert Ferrigno, Mythology; Edith Hamilton, Moon; James Herbert, The Gods of Bal-Sagoth, Skull-Face, Soloman Kane, Conan, Pigeons From Hell; Robert E. Howard,
Salem’s Lot, The Regulators, Carrie, Pet Semetary, Night Shift, On Writing, Danse Macabre, Misery; Stephen King, Darkfall, Hideaway, Strange Highways; Dean Koontz, Act of Love, The Nightrunners, By Bizarre Hands; Joe R. Lansdale, At The Mountains Of Madness; H.P. Lovecraft, Gone South, Mine, Blue World; Robert R. McCammon, The Hill of Dreams; Arthur Machen, Hell House, I Am Legend; Richard Matheson,
Great Tales and Poems of Edgar Allen Poe; Edgar Allen Poe, Excavation, Subterranean; James Rollins, Ivanhoe; Sir Walter Scott, Frankenstein; Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, Armor, Vampire$; John Steakley, The Story of King Arthur and His Noble Nights; John Steinbeck, Dracula, The Lair of the White Worm; Bram Stoker, Pulp Fiction (screenplay), From Dusk Till Dawn (screenplay); Quentin Tarantino, The Tomb, Soft; F. Paul Wilson, Flood, Strega, Born Bad; Andrew Vachss.