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Martin Mundt - Author

Words Raised by Wolves

About Me

Martin Mundt is simply nowhere to be found. He was on his way to his Suzuki-method theremin lesson when he disappeared, ominously on a Thursday the Twelfth, his personal unlucky day. Two weeks later, stories began to appear: "Maniac Worm" written in the medium of expiring life, thousands of drying earthworms pinned to sheets of cardboard to make squirming vermiform letters; "The Worst Clown in the World" contained in a bucketful of multicolored confetti, a single word written in teeny-tiny letters on each individual piece of confet; "Nightfighter" written in microscopic script on the insides of a pair of red-eyed contact lenses, which were then sutured directly onto the eyes of an eccentric English author, who now performs raving soliloquies of dragons and Nazis day and night, though in a very charming, if slightly deranged, BBC accent; "Kevin Bacon Killed My Girlfriend" tattooed onto the shaved unconscious heads of the contestants in a Pamela Anderson Celebrity Lookalike Pageant. And two stories (may God have mercy on the editor's immortal soul) published in Twilight Tales chapbooks. Each story ended with three horrifying words, three Mephistophelean words written in fake magician's blood (Mr. Mundt is, after all, not crazy), three hideous horrific, leprous, nauseating words: MORE TO COME. Think of those words the next time you walk through the portals of your house of worship, or as you watch the sunrise some beautiful summer morning and imagine that all is right with the world, and that it really is a very fine thing to be alive. MORE TO COME. Then shudder, and think to yourself, "Why can't this Mundt guy just drink beer and watch ESPN like a normal person?" and remember, MORE TO COME. MORE TO COME.
"Martin Mundt is a nasty, warped, zero-temperature so-and-so who can't put two words together without first snickering, then slitting their throats. No wonder reading him is such a pleasure." – Peter Straub author of Floating Dragon and Hellfire Club
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My Interests

The Amazing Adventures of the Crawling Abattoir
Delirium books
Dark Arts books
Twilight Tales
MartyStories

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interested in reading horror, fantasy or dark fantasy, or writing short stories, novels and screenplays.

DREAD CENTRAL: Review
"First up in the collection are three stories by Martin Mundt, which bring absurdist horror to new levels. Mundt, who has previously published two collections of short fiction, The Crawling Abattor and The Dark Underbelly of Hymns and had numerous stories published here and there, showcases his dark talent here, making his name one to keep an eye out for. His first story, "A Perfect Plan", is the detailed thoughts of a man whose bad day spirals out of control in a series of murders, plans, and revisions to those plans. Following is "The Cure", an ode to drug addiction and how, in a different world, the problem of illegal drugs might be solved. His final story, "Babies is Smart", is, to say the least, brutal. Telling any more about it would be giving it away, but suffice to say it isn't a story for those with a weak constitution."
-- Scott A. Johnson of DreadCentral.com
Creature Corner Review
"Mundt starts us off with the deliciously nasty "A Perfect Plan", possibly my favorite tale of the bunch. . . .It's viciously dark, hysterical through its sheer insanity- and sets the tone perfectly for the stories to come. His "Babies is Smart" is the most disturbing of all of them, although it's humorous in its depravity."
--Alex Riviello - Creature Corner

Maximum Horrors Review
". . . extremely disturbing. I don't mean just a little twisted either, these push the envelope of disturbing horror. From sex with vegetables to mass murder of the grandest scale, there's definitely something for everyone to enjoy here. I highly recommend picking up a copy as soon as possible."
--Jason M. Bishop - Maximum Horrors

Chizine Review
" In "Babies is Smart" and "A Perfect Plan," Mundt goes for the absurdist jugular." "All in all, the four varied voices of the authors, the range exhibited within their sections, and their funny-bone-rapping effect make this sampler not only a great gift, but also a keeper. It will be interesting to see what comes next for this new but distinctive player in the small press."."
--William D. Gagliani - www.chizine.com

"Strange, silly, funny tales in extremely poor taste. Highly recommended - also recommended for those who are high."– Poppy Z. Brite author of Lost Souls and The Crow: Lazarus Heart"The work of newcomer Martin Mundt is sick, insane, surreal, and thoroughly enjoyable. I'm looking forward to more."– F. Paul Wilson author of The Keep and Deep As The MarrowThese are tales that would have driven Robert Bloch psycho, would have made Chucky upchuck, would have made a Freddy film seem like a badtime story. Read at your own risk - I did and now I'm having difficulty writing in this tight white jacket with my arms folded in front.– Forrest J Ackerman editor of Famous Monsters of Filmland"Nazi dragons, lethal llamas, full-body zippers, Pierced Pets... all this and Kevin Bacon too! Sort of. If Mundt doesn't make you smile you're probably as dead and immune to black humor as his cherished Celebrity Corpse."– Jack Ketchum author of The Girl Next Door and Stranglehold"Martin Mundt is a sick, sick man - and I mean that in the very best way. I really admire anyone this twisted. He's got a real flair for violence, a solid prose style, and a truly apalling sense of humor. I want to see more!"– Lawrence Watt-Evans author of The Misenchanted Sword and Touched by the Gods"Personal ads placed by lonely corpses, a colony of carnivorous insects holed up in modern-day suburbia, and a Manson-style religious cult searching neighborhood homes for its reincarnated leader - just three good reasons why you should invite manic Martinandnbsp;Mundt's THE CRAWLING ABATTOIR into your home... and let's face it: it's safer than leaving the damned thing where ANYBODY might find it!"– Peter Crowther author of Escardy Gap, editor of Narrow Houses"Martin Mundt has a wickedly diabolic sense of humor. His irreverent humorous horror pokes chilling fun at everybody and everything, and nobody is safe: clowns, movies stars, necrophiles!"– Nancy Kilpatrick author of The Power of the Blood series, editor of In the Shadow of the Gargoyle"THE CRAWLING ABATTOIR is one twisted emporium. It's got dragons, clowns, and Kevin Bacon (well, almost), and it proves that Martin Mundt is a writer to watch..." – Norman Partridge author of Saguaro Riptide, editor of It Came From the Drive-In

Music:

Bach, Beethoven, Philip Glass, Mozart, Henry Purcell, Beach Boys, The Changelings, Dead Can Dance, Diva Destruction, Brian Eno, Grateful Dead, Jethro Tull, My Scarlet Life, Opus III, Lou Reed, SCSI, Switchblade Symphony, Velvet Underground, Yes, Neil Young, Slim Cessna's Auto Club, Woven Hand, William Boyce

Movies:

The Lord of the Rings, M, Bullitt, Dirty Harry, Spinal Tap, The Limey, Zulu, Citizen X, Casablanca, The Big Sleep, The Wild Bunch, Gargoyles, Jacob's Ladder, Bubba Ho-Tep, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Highlander, L.A. Story, Bowfinger, Ed Wood

Books:

I just bought the following books from the Brandeis Used Book Sale in Skokie. Quincunx by Charles Palliser Best American Short Stories of 1999 The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Emmuska Orczy Timemaster by Robert L. Forward Best American Short Stories of 1983 Surely You're Joking Mr. Feynman by Richard P. Feynman Woman in the Dark by Dashiell Hammett The Possessed by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Pure Drivel by Steve Martin a night without armor by jewel

Heroes:


"Martin Mundt is a nasty, warped, zero-temperature so-and-so who can't put two words together without first snickering, then slitting their throats. No wonder reading him is such a pleasure." – Peter Straub author of Floating Dragon and Hellfire Club

My Blog

Woman Abducted By Aliens Reveals UFO Love Nest

Woman Abducted By Aliens.. Reveals UFO Love Nest By Martin Mundt      "The baby isn't yours," she said.      "Don't you think I know that?"  Not a questio...
Posted by Martin Mundt - Author on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:12:00 PST

School

School..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />        So, OK, I felt a little surprised at how small everything seemed when I went to the Eras...
Posted by Martin Mundt - Author on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:17:00 PST

Munchkins

Munchkins        So, OK, I went to this horror convention awhile back, and one of the celebrities who made an appearance was one of the munchkins from The Wizard of Oz, and I ...
Posted by Martin Mundt - Author on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:29:00 PST

Christmas Story

Christmas Story by Martin Mundt        I hate Christmas, because Christmas trees die.  They die in pain, slowly, and I'm the only one who hears them.  We got a real ...
Posted by Martin Mundt - Author on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:22:00 PST

The Mouse

The Mouse By Martin Mundt        My gunshots died away, firecracker echoes drifting down the alley behind the theme park, behind the castles and rides, behind the crowds and t...
Posted by Martin Mundt - Author on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 07:19:00 PST

Harry Potter and the Reluctant Satanist

  Harry Potter and the Reluctant Satanist by Martin Mundt        Don't read the Harry Potter books.      I did, and I immediately felt an uncontrolla...
Posted by Martin Mundt - Author on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 07:44:00 PST

Ghosts

Ghosts        So, OK, I was in St. Augustine a while back, and I took this ghost tour one evening, because I've always been a big believer in the supernatural, but I was never...
Posted by Martin Mundt - Author on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:47:00 PST

Monkeys

Monkeys        So, OK, I went to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios in Orlando a while back, where they transform the entire park into a bunch of haunted houses, and...
Posted by Martin Mundt - Author on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:20:00 PST

A Snip of Episode 4: Evil Doers Desist!

  If you are following my on-line pulp serial you know that I have posted the fourth episode.  Here is a sample if you have not read it yet.  If you are new to The Amazing Adventures of...
Posted by Martin Mundt - Author on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 12:15:00 PST

This Really Happened

This Really Happened by Martin Mundt        I hate people.      When I got home from work on Friday, all I wanted to do was hang myself.  My noose was...
Posted by Martin Mundt - Author on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:45:00 PST