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Shamus, your ordinary tri-sexual sleaze

Got your chin held high and you feel just fine

About Me

Layout made by ~Darque Verses~ fuck RUBBER JOHNNY!!!!!!!! SHIT ABOUT ME!!!! Hmmmmmm...... I am Shamus. I hate it when things stay the same! I'm from Idaho, but I'm not a skinhead like some of those douche bags try to be. I get sued a lot. I'm fuckin' down! My memory sucks, I'd forget my own anus if it wasn't sewn in!!! I'm a push-over, a pain junkie, a procrastinator, a pothead, a friend to animals, a lost cause, an accident, a tattooed cowboy, a freeloader, a guinnea pig, a god, a tag-along, etc... I hate inside jokes! I hate it when people play dumb, it makes me feel like a fuckin idiot, just fuckin be straight with me!! I hate when people are uncomfortable around me when they really have no reason to be!! Text messaging while within whispering distance is FUCKING RIDICULOUS!! If you cant talk around me, don't have me around!!! Cause i hate being left out when i'm right fuckin there! I hate being just filler!! I hate being left in the dark, if you don't want me to know about something, don't even bring it up! Nobody takes me seriously, and I think I'm somewhat sick of it!! I hate being ignored without knowing why I'm being ignored! I like to bitch sometimes. fuck

My Interests

INTERESTS- writing, fish tanks, snowboarding, riding dirt bikes, music, testing people, my cat is interesting, tattoos, piercings, and other body modifications, drawing, cooking, FIRE!, my own sleepwalking, female genitalia, driving in the mountains, weedeating, T-Shirt Hell, chainsaws, learning, alcohol, treasure hunting, hiking, being naked, eating with chopsticks,

I'd like to meet:

WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET!!! Maynard, A.F.I., a cannibal, a member of the yakuza, Jenna Jameson, John 5, Mistress Juliya, a talking cat (one with better english than me), a pirate, Jack Kevorkian, someone that would like to meet me, a head hunter, a mob boss, a hit-man that's taking applications for an apprentice, a mad scientist, an extra-terrestrial being, Bobby Flay, Hunter S. Thompson, KMFDM, a dominatrix, Rachel Ray, Trent Reznor, zombies, lots and lots of zombies, Johnny C., this guy

Music:

MUSIC- Manson, NIN, KMFDM, A.H.C., JFAC, Norma Jean, Korn, Mudvayne, The Acacia Strain, DEP, A Black Rose Burial, AFI, Lamb, Bodom, 5, Deadsy, MSI, Knot, Tool, Zombie, Vandals, System, Static, The Pumpkins, Seether, Rise Against, Rammstein, Primus, Orgy, Nirvana, TCM, Godhead, Dope, Devildriver, Cradle, Coal Chamber, Anti-Flag, Placebo, Puscifer, Skinny Puppy, and many many more!

Movies:

MOVIES- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hero, The Goonies, Flight of the Navigator, The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Whole Nine Yards, Chicken Run, Army of Darkness, Mulholland Drive, Joe Dirt, The Animal, Donnie Darko!!!!! Trainspotting, Snatch!! Fight Club, Grandma's Boy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!!! Sunshine, Hotrod,

Television:

TELEVISION- Cartoons!!! News, Scrubs, The Colbert Report, The Soup

Books:

BOOKS- ART books, H.R. Giger, Luis Royo, M.C. Escher, Salvador Dali. I cant live without the dictionary. I love P.D.R.s! The phone book is pretty helpful, especially the ones with the reverse directory. JTHM!!!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

HEROES- MY MOTHER, KATHLEEN KELLEY BUTTARS IS THE FUCKING SHIIIIITT!!!!! BETTER FUCKIN BELIEVE IT!!!Batman, Marilyn Manson, The makers of Wonder Showzen, Porn stars, Rock stars, Adolf Hitler (only for having the power to get millions of people to follow him in his beliefs, not for what he did), jaegermeister, Whoever invented Alka-Seltzer, whoever came up with the idea that there might be a gOD (that fucker was born way too early, he should be alive today and have a career in marketing, he could own earth, jupiter, mars, and fucking mercury). Martin Mundt.

My Blog

i'm not on crack! but you are!

poop on sunday yeah right touch my urethra i spit my blah quit cutting in line i'm gonna fidget i did it kick my pants but only on the floor liquor fight right? solid yo and i'm a one piece anus on th...
Posted by Shamus, your ordinary tri-sexual sleaze on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:35:00 PST

Live!!!!

some of the bands i've seen. Monster MagnetHoleMarilyn MansonStatic-X (x3)Otep (x2)Korn (x2)Pitchshifter (x2)SeetherKMFDMCombichristMudvayne (x2)Drowning Pool (x2)SoulflyDisturbed (x2)GodsmackGodheadD...
Posted by Shamus, your ordinary tri-sexual sleaze on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:32:00 PST

MSI

MSI Fuck me and Iwont say 'FUCK YOU'.Fuck me and Iwont say 'thank you'.All there is to do iscomplywith myrequest.All there is to do iscomply with mydemand. I'm so sorry, butthanks for your time,I just...
Posted by Shamus, your ordinary tri-sexual sleaze on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:04:00 PST

(i think we're alone now!)

(i think we're alone now!) I throw my profanities as Iworship your tongue,I'd throw away dignity just forthe taste of your lungs.NO!You're wrong, this is not howit's supposed to be,take a look at me.....
Posted by Shamus, your ordinary tri-sexual sleaze on Tue, 29 May 2007 06:48:00 PST

We

We We woke up,we woke to nothingbut the screamsthat filled our heads,though they were not real,they still wished us dead.And we knew,and we did nothingbut listen,it killed our minds,though we are not ...
Posted by Shamus, your ordinary tri-sexual sleaze on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 04:21:00 PST

Sangria

Sangria I want to cut myself and open upwith streams that seem to fill my cupand swim in obsessionto release compressiondripping from fingers and spotting the floorprojecting what lingers to drink it ...
Posted by Shamus, your ordinary tri-sexual sleaze on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 07:43:00 PST

Tourniquets For Red Roses

Tourniquets For Red Roses Here's the rose that I owe you,though I don't even know you,but it's bleeding just the same,like my love without your name. Peel back the radiation,let me inat least for a mo...
Posted by Shamus, your ordinary tri-sexual sleaze on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:43:00 PST

you think you know!

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERE IS A PEN IN MY HAND: First off, what I think doesn't really matter, what I know makes a little more sense, what I think I know is just an illusion, a hallucination, a p...
Posted by Shamus, your ordinary tri-sexual sleaze on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:45:00 PST

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAAAHAAA!

Well hellllloooooooo, ok, today I found out that I'm gay, well, that's the word on the streets anyway.  I think it's funny, because the person that started the rumor is someone I don't even know,...
Posted by Shamus, your ordinary tri-sexual sleaze on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 08:41:00 PST

Next!!??

Next!!?? I'm ready to hurt againjust to get it over with.I'm ready to die againjust to get it over with.I hate it but I want it,I don't want it, I need it! FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME! Love is suicide,you'l...
Posted by Shamus, your ordinary tri-sexual sleaze on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:12:00 PST