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About Me

Hmmmmm...where to start...My third book, The Sins of Eden, which is also my first novel, has recently been published and is available from Dark Herald PublishingÂ®. (See below, in the "BOOKS" section.) Thanks to all of you who are reading it!! I'm currently involved in the planning and research phase of my next book. More on that to come at a later date.I've recently been working on a film project starring Bela Lugosi called MASTER OF THE DEAD, which I'm pretty damned proud of, you'll be hearing about it soon!I'm the creator and executive producer of Blood Banquet Theatreâ„¢, a weekly classic horror and b-movie cult webcast show, and the FIRST Myspace broadcasting/webcasting site. I want to take the time to thank all of you who are watching and supporting the show. I am truly fortunate to have support like you are giving me, and it isn't going unnoticed or unappreciated! Dedication like that is hard to come by. The show is on hold temporarily, while I deal with some pressing and cataclysmic issues, but fret not, it shall be back soon!I have read Tarot cards since about 1991, and I used to work for Miss Cleo... Seriously! : )I think of myself as a freelance horror writer and photographer, a struggling independent videographer/filmmaker, and a Special FX hobbyist/dabbler.I also play a little guitar, but writing and movies are my bag. Anything else? Don't be shy, ask me what you want to know. Heh heh heh.
Take the Dark Shadows Character Quiz , hosted by the Dark Shadows Journal Online .~NOW AVAILABLE~ The Sins of Eden ~NOW AVAILABLE~ The Sins of Eden ~NOW AVAILABLE~ The Sins of Eden ~NOW AVAILABLE~ The Sins of Eden ~NOW AVAILABLE~ The Sins of Eden ~NOW AVAILABLE~ The Sins of Eden ~NOW AVAILABLE~ The Sins of EdenGG Allin - Darkness And A Bottle To Hold lyrics :Cigarette is what I need Hot shot of whiskey in my blood Give me someone to be mine tonight 'Cause I ain't got nobody And I don't need no one No I don't want to see anybody No I don't want to see anyoneGive me something to get me high Give me brandy or give me cheap wine Make things spin so I can't see Give me darkness and a bottle to hold Give me darkness and a bottle to holdJust give me another cigarette Give me pain, give me death Give me heroin, and set me free 'Cause I can't see nobody And I don't need no one No I don't want to see anybody And I don't want to see anyonePeople betray you, it's easy to see Alot of hate inside of me It's a game that people play And the joker is following me And the joker is following me And the joker is following me Needles, drugs, heroin and whiskey I like those things, yeaI want whiskey and heroin I want to get high all the time I don't want nobody else 'Cause I don't need nobody And I don't need no one No, I don't want to need anybody 'Cause I just want to go have some fun [ Darkness And A Bottle To Hold Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ].."Things have never been so swell I have never failed to feel... Pain" - Kurt Cobain
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You are King Diamond, a band that actually is Satanic and not doing it for the show. Your lyrics tell stories of posession and demon babies. You may not be well known, but that doesn't stop you from being one of the greatest fucking metal bands of all time! My pirate name is: Bloody Joe Flint Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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My Interests

Don't forget to check out Blood Banquet Theatreâ„¢, the FIRST Myspace broadcasting / webcasting site!Horror movies, HEAVY metal, some punk (RAMONES and G.G. ALLIN!!!), pizza, fx, writing, poetry, guitar, dark art.After the Great Salem Fire of 1914.Aerial view of Salem.Colonial shipping in Salem.Check out this werewolf pic my friend Kendra drew for my page. She's a GREAT artist. Anyone needing artwork should get in touch with her.

I'd like to meet:

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, Ziggy Stardust, Asia and Dario Argento, King Diamond, Alice Cooper, Jason Voorhees, Tiffany Shepis, Kane Hodder, Bruce Lee.

Music:

To name a few...
THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD soundtrack, Uninvited Guest, old Slayer, Morbid Angel, Think13, old Cannibal Corpse, Dimmu Borgir, Earth A.D., Suicidal Tendencies, Green Day, Broken September, Dark Funeral, The Clash, Sabbat, Organ, Rigor Mortis, Samael, Overkill, Moonspell, Gwar, Alice Cooper, Erebus, G.G. Allin, AC/DC (Bon Scott!), The Ramones, Black Funeral, The Jabbers, Danzig, Venom, D.R.I., Van Halen (David Lee Roth!), S.O.D., The Black, Mortician, Devius Phat, Nuke and the Living Dead, Incantation, The Exploited, Haunted Garage, Eaten Alive, Toxocara, old Misfits, Obituary, Ulver, Six Feet Under, The Sex Pistols, King Diamond, Mercyful Fate, Turbonegro, Kreator, Death, Possessed, Samhain, At The Gates, Immortal, T.S.O.L., Celtic Frost, Twisted Sister, Carcass, Coroner, Moonspell, Emperor, Widowmaker, Entombed, Dissection, Jim Carroll Band, Immolation, Bal-Sagoth, W.A.S.P., Bathory, Borknagar, Darkthrone, Mayhem (Dead), Deicide, Immortal, Salem.

Movies:

I did a voice-only role in this movie, watch it, damn you!Thomas Edison's Frankenstein 1910
..OUTPOST, HATCHET, DAWNA OF THE DEAD, BONE SICKNESS, DEATH FACTORY, 1408, FEAST, F.W. MURNAU'S FAUST, PULP FICTION, DEAD DUDES IN THE HOUSE, FIRE IN THE SKY, CANNIBAL FLESH RIOT, THE MIST, HOUSE OF DARK SHADOWS, NIGHTWALKERS, THE GRAVEDANCERS, SCARECROW, NIGHT OF DARK SHADOWS, MASTER OF THE DEAD, SLAUGHTERED VOMIT DOLLS, ZOMBIE, BLOOD RANCH, CREEP, NIGHT SKIES, ANDRE THE BUTCHER, ZOMBI3, TAMARA, THE PUMPKIN KARVER, MOTOR HOME MASSACRE, MOUNTAIN OF THE CANNIBAL GOD, DR. BUTCHER, M.D., THE PROWLER, THE BLIND DEAD series, BEYOND THE WALL OF SLEEP, ACTRESS APOCALYPSE, THE THIRSTING, LISZDTOMANIA, LOVE ME DEADLY, THE BURNING, FACES OF DEATH series, DEAD DUDES IN THE HOUSE, THE ANCIENT, CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD (GATES OF HELL), NATURAL BORN KILLERS, TERROR FIRMER, THE BEYOND (7 DOORS OF DEATH), BLOOD SUCKING PHAROAS IN PITTSBURGH, ALICE IN ACIDLAND, I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE, HELL OF THE LIVING DEAD, NIGHT OF THE DEMONS, NIGHT OF THE DEMONS II, SURF NAZIS MUST DIE, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968), DEF BY TEMPTATION, THE CROW, TRICK OR TREAT, MANIAC, SPIRITS OF THE DEAD, IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS, DELLAMORE DELLAMORTE (CEMETERY MAN), HUMONGOUS, FUNERAL HOME, DEMON WARP, I DRINK YOUR BLOOD, THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW, THE CLUB, TENEBRAE, NIGHTBREED, KNIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, Q, GHOULIES, GHOULIES II, DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978), DAY OF THE DEAD (1985), LAND OF THE DEAD, THE EXTERMINATOR, THE CORPSE GRINDERS, BLOODY MURDER II, KILLER TONGUE, SHIVERS, WAXWORK, TRACES OF DEATH series, HELLRAISER, HELLRAISER II, THE SHINING (Nicholson), THE TOXIC AVENGER series, NIGHTWALKERS, BUIO OMEGA (BEYOND DARKNESS), SPLICED, FACES OF GORE series, THE PERVERSE COUNTESS, THE VINDICATOR, GRIM REAPER, GRIM REAPER II, TROMA'S WAR, JOHNNY GOT HIS GUN (1971), A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, GUINEA PIG (Japan), HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN II, TWITCH OF THE DEATH NERVE, RAWHEAD REX, FRIDAY THE 13TH series, RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD 2, RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD 3, I DISMEMBER MAMA, CANNIBAL FEROX (MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLY), THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974!!!!), MOSQUITO, THE EVIL DEAD, EVIL DEAD II, TRANSMUTATIONS, A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET II, PSYCHO COP, PSYCHO COP RETURNS, THE NEW YORK RIPPER, HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP (1980), MADMAN, NOSFERATU (1922), DRACULA (1931), THE LODGER (1927), BLUE VELVET, CLASS OF NUKE EM HIGH, PHENOMENA (CREEPERS), PIECES, BAD LIEUTANNANT (unrated version!!!), THE DEAD HATE THE LIVING, TRAUMA, VOODOO DAWN, ISLAND OF LOST SOULS, HOUSE OF CLOCKS, THE RIPPER (Savini), LA CHIESA, SOYLENT GREEN, EVENT HORIZON, DEMONI, DEMONI 2, EL TOPO, SCARECROW, LA SINDROME DI STENDHAL, FLESH FOR THE BEAST, 2000 MANIACS, MANIAC COP trilogy, THE NECRO FILES.

Television:

Dark Shadows, Tales from the crypt, Night Gallery, Tales from the darkside, Twilight Zone, Kolchak the Night Stalker (original, not the new Sci Fi channel CRAP), Friday the 13th the series, etc.

Books:

The Sins of Eden is NOW AVAILABLE from Dark Herald PublishingÂ®!

Click the pic to order or for more info!H. P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allan Poe, Clive Barker, Lord Byron, Aleister Crowley, Kahlil Gibran, Abdul Alhazred, Montague Summers, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Lloyd Kaufman's MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN MOVIE and ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT FILMMAKING I LEARNED FROM THE TOXIC AVENGER, Savini's GRANDE ILLUSIONS and GRANDE ILLUSIONS II, Bruce Lee's Fighting Method Vols. I-IV.

Heroes:

My grandfather, Lloyd Kaufman, Dee Snider, Elizabeth Bathory, Jason Voorhees, Bela Lugosi, Gene Roddenberry, Rod Serling, George Carlin, Dan Curtis, Kristy Swanson, Tom Savini, Lon Chaney, H.G. Lewis, Joe D'Amato, Jess Franco, Kane Hodder, Jean Rollin, Christopher George, Sonny Landham, Jack the Ripper, Corey Feldman, Pat Patterson, Charles Manson, Kenneth Anger, Richard Pryor, F.W. Murnau, Michael Madsen, Corey Haim, Harrison Ford, Ted V. Mikels, Jeffrey Combs, H.P. Lovecraft, Clive Barker, Dukey Flyswatter, George A. Romero, Tom Sizemore, Laume Conroy, Tommy Chong, Todd Tjersland, Benny Hill, Chris Barnes, Jim Varney, and yer mama!

My Blog

From Inside (A Poem)

From InsideCopyright © 2008 J. Pinkerton From inside this coffinI watch you falselyGrieve. I look uponAll of you, pretending to beSad. I have gone awayYet, in a sense, I have Not. One by one,I hear y...
Posted by c Joe - Ich werde Sie essen c " on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:16:00 PST

Catatonic Me (A Poem)

Catatonic MeCopyright © 2008 J. Pinkerton My world in chaosI touch the faded safe,Covered in unsoiled apathy,Shielded from faith. Lost in a mind that plays dead,My blood pumps from your words,The thou...
Posted by c Joe - Ich werde Sie essen c " on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:38:00 PST

Beloved Angelica (An old poem)

Beloved AngelicaCopyright © 1991 J. Pinkerton They pronounced her dead on the Epiphany.She listened.The spadefulls of earth rained on her casket.She sensed them. An ailment of catalepsy had dr...
Posted by c Joe - Ich werde Sie essen c " on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 08:48:00 PST

You Dont Know (Song Lyrics)

You Don't KnowCopyright © 2003-2008 J. PinkertonI don't know where this path is going'cept I sure know I'll die alone.Never knew life was such a burdenBut I've learned that I'll never learn.I'm floati...
Posted by c Joe - Ich werde Sie essen c " on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 08:44:00 PST

Fuck you CVS!!!

What is the bullshit with these jerkoffs not letting you buy alcohol on a debit card? Are they too stupid to know that the purchase will NOT go through if there is not money in the account? Kiss my as...
Posted by c Joe - Ich werde Sie essen c " on Thu, 22 May 2008 04:41:00 PST

The Sins of Eden...Coming soon from Dark Herald Publishing

I hope you have enjoyed the preview chapters from The Sins of Eden. Watch for it this winter/spring from Dark Herald Publishing. Please stay tuned to this page for news and further updates. ...
Posted by c Joe - Ich werde Sie essen c " on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:48:00 PST

"The Sins of Eden" Chapter six (rough draft)

"The Sins of Eden" Chapter six (rough draft) by J. Pinkerton Copyright (c) 2007. All rights reserved. (The Sins of Eden is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual places, or persons living...
Posted by c Joe - Ich werde Sie essen c " on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:17:00 PST

"The Sins of Eden" Chapter five (rough draft)

"The Sins of Eden" Chapter five (rough draft) by J. Pinkerton Copyright (c) 2007. All rights reserved. (The Sins of Eden is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual places, or persons living...
Posted by c Joe - Ich werde Sie essen c " on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:10:00 PST

"The Sins of Eden" Chapter four (rough draft)

"The Sins of Eden" Chapter four (rough draft) by J. Pinkerton Copyright (c) 2006. All rights reserved. (The Sins of Eden is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual places, or persons living...
Posted by c Joe - Ich werde Sie essen c " on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:58:00 PST

"The Sins of Eden" Chapter three (rough draft)

"The Sins of Eden" Chapter three (rough draft) by J. Pinkerton Copyright (c) 2006. All rights reserved. (The Sins of Eden is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual places, or persons livin...
Posted by c Joe - Ich werde Sie essen c " on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:54:00 PST