AGE ACTIVATED ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER |
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice that there ...
Posted by bobby on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 01:09:00 PST |
if . . . . |
i may be out of touch for a few days if Hurricane Gustave pays us a visit. if so, see ya when i get back. i'll be OK.
*waves*
Posted by bobby on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 11:54:00 PST |
Church Bells? |
Sunday Morning Sex. I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling... Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to vi...
Posted by bobby on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:09:00 PST |
High Urinal |
A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting indus...
Posted by bobby on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:34:00 PST |
Quickies |
Q: What do you call a woman that works like a man?
A: A lazy bitch.
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John pays a visit to a gorgeous young prostitute. After two hours of exhausting...
Posted by bobby on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:06:00 PST |
old? |
She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the littl...
Posted by bobby on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 06:03:00 PST |
The Ugly Frog |
THE UGLY FROG An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her inte...
Posted by bobby on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 05:20:00 PST |
The Birthday Gift. |
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't w...
Posted by bobby on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 06:34:00 PST |
poor charlie . . . :) |
Jenny's husband, Charley, was a male chauvinist. Even though they both worked full-time, he never helped around the house. Housework was woman's work! But one evening Jenny arrived home from work to f...
Posted by bobby on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 07:41:00 PST |
how the fight started |
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed...
Posted by bobby on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 05:23:00 PST |
