Karl Malone |
I walk the Salt Lake streets I'm headed for my Delta Center home I've got nosebleed seats But I like to dream that I'm Karl Malone
So call me MVP Though I never scored a freakin' ring Kobe disses me ... Posted by Dave on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:57:00 PST |
It's 3pm, do you know where your ass is? |
I don't! For me it's 3PM on Thanksgiving day(Okinawa is about a day ahead of most of you) and I still have yet to leave my bed. I'm bored and there is nothing to do. I has somewhat of a thanksgiving l... Posted by Dave on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:23:00 PST |
I've been reminded... |
what it was like to be a "green side Corpsman". I know It's only been less than two hours since my last post but I had to get this out. I'm a Corpsman in the navy. For those of you that don't know wha... Posted by Dave on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:35:00 PST |
Weekends? Who needs'em! |
Who needs stinkin' weekends! This was supposed to be a long one. I had duty on Thursday night though. I was sitting at a desk from 1130pm till 7am. Duty or "watch standing" can be a lot of things... Posted by Dave on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 05:47:00 PST |
One more joke |
Mrs. Gonzalez comes to visit her son Jose for dinner. Jose lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, Mama can't help but notice how pretty Jose's roommate is. She had long be... Posted by Dave on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:38:00 PST |
Turkey day fun |
PREGNANT TURKEY STORY
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
She... Posted by Dave on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:16:00 PST |
To damn funny |
So when Calvin & Hobbes was retired I was pretty depressed. I guess a year or two later I found something that filled the void. It's called get fuzzy and it's funny as hell all the time. I li... Posted by Dave on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:00:00 PST |
I forgot how funny Stephen Write is |
"I have a buddy that has a trophy wife.........Apparently she didn't get first place!" Posted by Dave on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:43:00 PST |
I need some help! |
Ok, so I've have been thinking about a certain tattoo for a while now. It's a very personal one for me. I want to get a combination on Jamie and my zodiac signs. Something simple but still with style ... Posted by Dave on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:08:00 PST |
It's in the Cards! |
What a fun Saturday. I did get to sleep in, even though I got up at like 830 or 9 myself. At least for a little while. Got to talk to Jamie a little before she went to her moms to play poker. S... Posted by Dave on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:55:00 PST |