I have gotten hacked
twice . If you got taken off my friend list
and you are not sure why, just ask me! You might have gotten deleted by
mistake .
I'd like to meet:
[Blo gg ing It.... Just r e a d ]
My turkey stalker
I had a creepy stalker that wanted me to move to
turkey with him and be his wife.... [ read ]
My *NAKED* Pictures (Part
7)
For all you perverts out there that wants to see me
naked! Enjoy. [ read ]
PENIS ?!?!?!
I believe you have one, no seriously I do. You
don't have to prove it! [ read ]
Fuckers I will
block
I will block you on AIM if you do the following....
[ read ]
The father & daughter talk
about BOYs
Exactly what the title is... [ read ]
I can be a cancer, it depends which magazine you go by...
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Your positive traits:
You're almost always the center of attention - and easy for potential dates to spot.
Your happiness and optimism is appealing to all... and contagious!
You don't hold grudges - getting over little fights is no problem for you.
Your negative traits:
You tend to ignore relationship problems, until they are too big to handle.
You crave luxury, and you are disappointed with partners who can't provide you with it.
If someone does you wrong, you'll coldly and cruelly break their heart.
Your ideal partner:
Someone high status enough to bring you more attention - but not so great that they upstage you.
Makes you laugh and brings excitement to everything you do together.
Is aggressive and confident enough to butt heads with you every so often.
Your dating style:
High expectations. You need to be impressed with an incredible first date for a second one to occur.
Your seduction style:
You like to make the first move - you're fearless about initiating things
Passionate. You really get into any intimate act.
Aggressive. Most of the time, you find yourself wanting sex more than your partner.
Tips for the future:
Try to not need so much attention. You'll feel less ignored, guaranteed.
Learn to love your partner for who they are - not how they help advance your life.
Let your partner shine occasionally. You don't always have to be the alpha dog.
Can't buy my happy ending – gotta work hard for my love
Can't own me as your play thing – ain't gonna get no free massage
My Ideal Guy
I want a guy taller than me. I'm 5'3 so that's not
much to ask.
We
all know physical beauty doesn't count for much, but for me sparks must fly and
I must find him sexually appealing. I need someone that I am actually sexually
attracted to, not just someone I find attractive. There are tons of people I can
imagine dating, yet not sleeping with. I need someone that makes me want both. I
need to want to be your lady and your whore (yes I said the "W" word.. oh dear).
He also needs to be someone I can bring home to the scary asian parents (don't worry my parents aren't actually scary and won't attack anyone with chopsticks).
I don't want you in the spotlight. I don't want you to always let me be in the spotlight. I want us BOTH to
entertain people. Well, once in a while you have to step down and watch me perform, like the rest of them...
I cannot stand macho man (but don't be a pussy). I need a guy that's goofy, a dork, and totally willing to make a fool out of himself like I do everyday.
Colored eyes. I love colored eyes. Something about colored eyes just makes me
want to break into poetry...
Not that this is a must cause God knows I don't have them.
I want a good guy, not just some lame NICE guy. There is a big difference.
He cannot have dated or lusted after ANY of my friends before me. I find that disgusting.
He has to have lots of
patience... Well anyone needs a lot of that to be around me. Haha... I am short tempered enough for the both of us.
I like perverted people. FUNNY perverted people... Not stupid perverted guys.
There is a HUGE difference.
This guy gotta be able to handle a girl that can EAT, cause trust me.... I eat.
Oh and he has to be ok with meat. I'm not saying you have to actually eat meat, but don't try to talk me into giving up meat, that's like asking me to go on a shit-eating diet, not gonna happen.
It's a huge plus when a guy is good at video games and can help me on them, but
if you don't like video games, just sit and watch me play. My favorite video game of all times, is
Dynasty Warriors on PS2. I would love someone to play that with me. We
can conquer China together... Haha
I don't want to deal with ANY crazy ex-girlfriends. Please keep them under
control or out of your life before you try and get with me. I totally believe
you should stay friends with your ex's, but if they are "CRAZY" than that's
another story.
I don't give a care about what music my guy listens to. I hate it how some
people will only associate with others that shares the same music interest. He
can listen to BARNEYS GREATEST HITS for all I care, as long as we don't have to
have sex to that music....
Age doesn't mean much, I've dated guys my age, younger and older. I think, as
long as it doesn't show, we're fine.
I'm not here to be anyone's sugar mama, get a job.
Uhh and one big important thing... He has to like me back.
Btw I am wearing really ugly underwear. Just feel like telling you all that.
[because leo's do it better]
I did not write this, but I think its
awesome
If we could put our pussy cat naked and jeweled in rubies on a
dias in a museum... This would be their idea of heaven. Everyone admiring them:
Hell, yeah! "WORSHIP ME." is their motto.
If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take
you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you... you screwed
up? They can UN-Choose you just the same.
They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay
as long as they are in the middle.
Leos also like bubble baths.
Once you start with a Leo... do not think you can just turn their emotions on or
off like a switch... they demand satisfaction. NOW.
All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neck rubs...
they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head.
If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..
You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing
pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep.
Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips for this kitten. they love soft
floggers and there is a specific spot on their back right above their tailbone
that is heaven to them where if touched right will actually make them purr...
You think I'm bullshitting you? Try it, I dare ya. Leo likes to be on
top...that's a given. They need control. Their underwear is always.. er..
interesting to say the least.
They LIVE for boudoir photography. They LOVE to be photographed. If they can
afford a nude or semi nude photo of them.. do it now. Leos are born and bred to
be porn stars...even if they act prude about it.. they have thought about it.
They usually end up in vocations where they can be served like a king or queen
(EX: 24/7 Domina... Mistresses... Gigalos... Bar owners... Promoters... Runway
Models...) may have a fetish about decorating their genitalia... not piercing,
per se... but other jeweled adornments definitely. Rubies usually are their
love. Leo's love to have their hair brushed and played with.
You had better be vocal in bed with them... they want to hear how well they are
doing. If a Leo has chosen YOU as a mate. Just accept it and enjoy the ride. Be
prepared for anything. They have no problem tying you down. They ARE the naughty
school teacher, the pirate captain, the gypsy king and Cleopatra all rolled into
one
I love anime/manga and cartoons in generals! God I'm such a fob.
Tila is my soul mate and I love her even if she ever get into dirty porn cause she's freaken hot as a burnt steak.
Steak . A big bloody thick juicy steak... *drool drool*
One day I will work for Playboy . Not as in modeling but being an air-brusher, or a toilet scrubber.
G-Strings rocks my socks. Nothing like a sexy tight butt floss.
Because I am practically a midget, I only wear shoes with heels .
I do this for you people... So you don't trip over me and kill yourself
[ Turn Ons ]
* A sense of humor! (Well it's not like I get dripping wet when
someone makes me laugh)
*
Good with little kids
*
Good with animals *
Taller than me *
Independent *
Smells good *
Can speak Chinese
[ Turn Offs ]
[Ok on bad habits... ]
*
Smokers
*
Druggies
*
Alcoholics
*
People who don..t shower... bad B.O (its kinda hard to try to get to know someone
when all you are doing is trying not to breathe)
*
I can't stand violence, so I don't like guys who fight a lot and tries to act all
hard.
[On the inside... ]
*
Cocky guys (you are not as cool as you think)
*
Wannabe gangsters (come on now)
*
Conceited people (there is a difference between that and confidence, you are not
God's gift to all women)
* RACIST ppl!
*
When a guy calls himself a "stud"
[On the outside... ]
*
Unibrow (that..s not hard to fix)
* Guys with boobs bigger than mine (I think every girl would be bothered by this)
*
Bad teeth (not saying it has to be blinding white and straight but as long as its not like... decaying)
A while ago, what started out as an innocent joke made everyone think I was a
pornstar ! Read everything in order:
The email
that started it all
[ read ]
The infamous
bulletin
[ read ]
Take a
joke people!
[ read ]
The overwhelming
responses
[ read ]
The one and only
idiot
that still didn't get it
[ read ]
I am not a model ! It's so obvious why!
[This better not to copied and passed around like some dumb chain
letter in a bulletin]
I do not have
FANs .
I have my internet friends, silent admirers and creepy ass stalkers.
I
don't post up bulletins like: "COME PARTY WITH ME...." or "GET TO MEET ME THIS
WEEKEND...."
Sorry folks I don't know any cool parties to invite any of you people to. I
don't party. Much.
I
don't flood your myspace with invitations to events, and I don't like it when I
get any. * delete delete *
I
actually write you kids back! I actually comment on your pics! I do I do! I
really really do!
I
don't advertise anyone but my hot girlfriends who are also my BEST FRIENDS.
There are NO pictures of me with any cool cars. I might post some up with me
posing with my friends shitty cars tho. Ahahaha.
No one has a pic of me with them except for my friends in real life. No random
people comes up to me and ask to get a pic taken with me just so they can show
it off on their myspace... Why? Errr because that would be
weird.
You did not see me at that car show. I hate it when idiots claim they have met
me at a car show! I don't go to car shows! I have never been to a car show!
Fuck you
When you are sad -
I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue -
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile -
I will know you finally got laid.
When you are scared -
I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried -
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused -
I will use little words.
When you are sick -
Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall -
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Brittany... Oh man. What is there NOT to say about Brittany?
She's a skinny dipper....
King of the boxes....
I have to say you were there for me, and I love you like a lesbian loves pussy.
We've been friends for over 5 years and still counting!
You're my blonde sister and one true friend. *muah
Message her boys! She's SINGLE !
I use to be
normal ...
Until I met these
losers I call my
BEST FRIENDS ...
Jamie is my hot lesbian lover! Haha just kidding... In my wet dreams...
She's my protector, my lawyer and my MUSCLE MAN (with a vagina)! When mean people make fun of
me... It's Jamie who they have to face! Standing almost 6 feet tall, she may
look like some skinny blonde chick but she's like a blonde XENA!
She's crazy talented when it comes to making voices. I've known Jamie just as
long as Britt, she's my second white sister.
Message her boys! She's SINGLE !
Just when you thought you were the center of
ATTENTION
[ W e s h o
w e d u p ]
Emily my drinking buddy!!! I just love being with
her cause we crack each other up!
And we both can't hold our liquor PLUS we both get "boners"... Ok the boner part
is an inside joke.
She wase my first girl-girl kiss
Message her boys! She's SINGLE !
We're not
cocky ...
We're just better than you
Man... Justine here is the crazy BOMBSHELL! Once Justine is in the house all heads WILL turn.
She has the coolest laugh ever. She'll throw her head back and laugh like... a laughing bombshell. Hehe...
She can be anything you want her to be... *wink.
Always cheerful and full of energy. I love this girl!
Message her boys! She's SINGLE !
There's no better mirror than a
Best Friend
Kris here is my SEX-kitten and I'm her SEX-bunny. You are suppose to shout the SEX part.
We both are hot chocolate whores.
She's the goth one out of the group plus she's got boobs big enough to start it's own planet.
Yes she's single and yes she thinks you are ugly, unless you look like Johnny Depp.
Message her boys! She's SINGLE !
I am
NOT
looking for the
love of my life
over the
internet .
How I found myspace
I use to go on this one site: SYWMD.COM all the time and one day someone told me
I should join MYSPACE and that it's actually free. Well I thought why not, so I
signed up for it and didn't touch it for like 4 months. When I got back on it
was CRAZY!!! First of all almost EVERYONE I knew in real life had a MYSPACE so
that was fun, not to mention ppl I lost contact with actually found me here!
So... Six thousand friends later....
Friends ONLY!
I am on myspace strictly for friends and to entertain people.
It's true that I add everyone and I give everyone the same opening message. BUT!
I don't reply back to everyone, especially the idiots that message me everyday
with the same stupid message: "YOU'RE HOT I WANNA BANG YOU"
Now you know, if you actually get a reply back it means I'm cool with you.
Annoying shit that most ppl do
Ya I know I have a lot of friends. I don't go around begging ppl to WHORE
ME, or go on profiles with lots of friends and leave "ADD ME"
comments to advertise myself. The only friend request I send out are to random
hot girls and to ppl I know in real life. All the other ones were sent to me. I
don't post up stupid bulletins like: "Yo hit up my page" or "COMMENT ON DA PICS"
Whether you want to comment on my pictures or profile is all up to you. I don't go
begging or commanding.
Graphics & HTML
Everything you see here I did myself. I make my own graphics and added my own
html. If you need help with your profile just gimme a message and I'll be more
than happy to help cause I know how confusing html is to beginners... And if you
are a girl... Read the next section
If any GIRLS here wants their profile re-done by me, just ask! Yes it's free! (Girls only because I only
think it's fun making girly profiles)
I custom make the contact banner, extended network banner, online now icon, icons in general, backgrounds and anything else you need me to make!
Here are some profiles that I did...
Add me on
FaceBook
[But only if I know you in real life]
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=614816409
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P.S... Don't you kids have enough common sense to DELETE this part before you add your comments?
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