I'd like to meet:
Oh dear...
this is so me
" I'm going to pulverize you with such wanton cruelty, you will wake up from the Matrix!!! "
If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you... You screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same.
They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle.
Leos also like bubble baths.
Once you start with a Leo... Do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch... They demand satisfaction. NOW.
All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck... They need neck rubs... They feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head.
If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it.
You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep.
Leo likes doing doggy style that's a given. As long as it feels good, but Leos also like missionary if they are in love with there lover that is the most intimate position as you two look in each other eyes.
Their underwear is always.. er.. interesting to say the least, if they are wearing any.
They LIVE for boudoir photography. They LOVE to be photographed. If they can afford a nude or semi nude photo of them... Do it now. Leos are born and bred to be porn stars... Even if they act prude about it.. They have thought about it.
The best sex partner is a Scorpio. Leos love them...
Rubies jewels usually are their love. Love to have their hair brushed and played with.
You had better be vocal in bed with them... They want to hear how well they are doing. If a Leo has chosen YOU as a mate. Just accept it and enjoy the ride. Be prepared for anything. They have no problem tying you down. They ARE the naughty school teacher, the pirate captain, the gypsy king and Cleopatra all rolled into one.
I Am A: Chaotic Evil Elf Mage
Alignment:
Chaotic Evil characters are the most 'evil' people out there. They are willing to do anything to get ahead, and will kill anyone who stands in their way. A chaotic evil person sees no value in order and governments, and believes to the utmost in the tenant that 'Might Makes Right'.
Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existence.
Primary Class:
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.
Secondary Class:
Monks are strange and generally not understood by the world at large. They live apart from people, and follow strict codes that restrain their behavior and lifestyle. They have an exceptionally calm outlook on life, and generally do not resort to violence unless absolutely necessary. Even when they do, their code of conduct forbids the use of all weapons - except their hands. As such, monks are extremely skilled at hand-to-hand combat, and no other style.
So...that is what at least this woman wants. Age old question answered.
Oh...and if you are hot...that is good too. ^_^
PEOPLE I WOULD DATE
the key to your heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.
