I like meeting new people on MySpace and accept nearly everybody that I don't deny. You do not have to be an Asian model to be my friend, but it will most definitely increase your chances for acceptance. If we have something in common or we share the same friends, then I'll consult with my panel of advisors and mull over your request. You stand a much greater chance of approval if you send me a message first.
If you only have one tiny pic of yourself that requires a magnifying glass to see, I will consider you as one of the many pathetic losers on MySpace posing as a faker and you will be denied. I will also instruct Santa Claus to place you on the "naughty" list so you will not be receiving any gifts under your tree this year. I consider myself to be an aficionado when it comes to spotting fakers. It's mind-boggling how many guys drool over "Cindy" or "Buffy" when in actuality it's an actress from TV. Wake up fellas, if she has nothing but ass shots, SHE'S A FAKER!
If you have 300 friends and 12 comments, you will be denied. Obviously nobody likes you enough to comment.
I can't stand Ebonics. If YoO taLk lYkE DiS YoO wIlL GiT DeEnYed. WHo dA fUk kAN uNdAsTaNd WuT dA fuK uR tRyIn Ta SaY?!?
I do not need nor want a million friends, so the likelihood of being denied is relatively high. You are welcome to try though, but do not be dissapointed when Chuck Woolery announces your departure from the MySpace Friend Game as you dejectfully take the Walk of Shame into the hollow abyss to pick up your worthless parting gifts, never to be seen again. Thank you for playing and have a nice day.
- I am very sarcastic, don't take what I say seriously. Even though this is MySpace and everything you read is 100% true, I on occasion will conjure up a fact from thin air.
- Jessica Alba is coming over to my house this weekend.
- I am extremely punctual. I am always on time, except when I'm running late and in that case it's not my fault because I'm always on time.
- I am a Starbucks Whore , MySpace Whore, and Comment Whore. I aspire to become a Crack Whore one day. Just say yes to crack.
- I am very modest.
- I am the funniest person alive.
- I don't like to brag.
- My comments are the best.
- I love the 80s. I can play Name That Tune or Name That Movie Quote like nobody else when it comes to 80s trivia.
Flo Jalin luvs Starbucks, 2!
Michelle & Flo - 12/29/05
Alexia Lei says hi to me:
Flor Bermudez "sits on my face."
Mia X and Sabrina Jane say hi to me:
