I'd like to meet:
I am the
wonderful ,
the talented and
amazingly amazing Britt!
King of boxes ,
lordess (not lady) of
fountains , pizza
nerd, ROBOT/NINJA and music molester.
I like my ice cream iced and my
basketball
drunken.
Ok…let’s cut the
crap ...
I’m kind of a nerd ,
but without the
fantastic grades.
I like llamas
and lip rings, crappy music and
good music ,
and the same for movies.
My guitar
is my husband, but-
he cheats
on me because I play stupid songs like medieval crotch pox.
I’m pretty much
average .
I call everyone
hobo .
They call me poophead .
But strangely
it works out…
Go to college, become a rock godd(ess)get proposed to in the mosh pit of a good concert, and then retire to a calm life of assassinating the people who called you poophead in high school (when you clearly weren’t). Is that too much to ask? I have bad habits like everyone else… I occasionally spit, belch, fart, and drool, and I generally think it’s hilarious. I won’t sing in public, but in the car (and sheep pen) I’ll belt out the lyrics like I’m being tested on volume, and I’m pretty much a giant pain in the ass, but I’m okay with that. I’m on the verge of perfection! i'm such a damn genius it's no wonder you all worship me!
I love Shelly, but she has this odd habit of trying to show people her underwear. I seem to recall one day she started to show someone her underwear in a Quiznos. When she realized there were cameras in the store, Shelly made sure they got some entertainment. Shelly is THE craziest person I know, completely off the wall, but still my best friend, not to mention she's my favorite computer nerd. So far her boyfriends have included the ape, the ken doll, midget, and I can't recall the other's nicknames, but I'm sure they were genius. She is also fond of giving lap dances.
Jamie reminds me of many things... Cow shit, feed bins, the lion king, cow shit, and big eyed freaks who lust after rings from that one movie with the hot elf dude. She's like my big sister, cousin and friend all in one! My love for Jamie is like when you pee your pants, you can't always see it at first, but you can feel it!
the rest of the poop heads
Hello there
MATES !
This is actually SHELLY
speaking... I got the unfortunate pleasure
of meeting almost all of these
*alter egos*
of Britts... I will be describing them in my point of view...
After the movie PIRATES was made, Britt ended up with an unhealthy obsession
with pirates. Thus came the Punk Pirate Princess name Batman. Once again it
refers to a GUY... Could Britt be secretly wanting to be a guy?? Oh and when she
is in this... Uhhh.. Personality...She will not answer to PUNK, PIRATE and
especially not PRINCESS... You must call her Batman. Is this PPP name Batman a
guy or girl? I don't think even Britt knows.
The story is simple.... One day online, Britt decides to be a man. And not just
any man, but a KING! And she must be an important king... So she ends up
choosing to be the KING OF ALL BOXES!! If you read later on, Britt becomes a
homeless hairy man... I guess there's some connection since homeless people live
in boxes... This KING OF THE BOXES will often threaten to throw boxes at you.
KING OF THE BOXES goal to to lead the world to storage.... Don't ask...
Buffman was born one summer at Shelly's Camp Retreat... I kid you not. We had to
do a skit and Britt played my bodyguard. She gets a pillow, stuff her stomach,
than started running around shouting: "I AM BUFFMAN!".... It had nothing to do
with a skit about God... But Britt made everyone laugh.
Sadly this is just Britt trying to act normal at school. Suddenly, everyone
decides Britt is a Poop Head.
Hobo (Bum)
Britt also has an unhealthy obsession with Bums. She wants to take one to prom,
and even marry one. So naturally, she thinks she is one at times.
i wanna meet someone i can have fun with, thats all.
new friends, whatever. im not looking for the love of my life, especially not on myspace!
o ya, and let's not forget the filthy youth and other such delicious bands =].
DON'T TELL ME THE
SKY IS MY LIMIT
I'VE SEEN FOOT STEPS ON THE MOON
Music:
i like a little of everything, but my favorites are of the alternative/indie variety =] they're delicious
Movies:
i love comedies, horror films, and of course, romances... my faves include: tenth kingdom,the boondock saints, idiocracy, kung fu hustle, shaolin soccer, all will ferrel movies, fight club, surf ninjas, dangerous beauty, american beauty, and the virgin suicides.
Television:
anything funny
Books:
so many good ones, there are way too many to even think of listing!
Heroes:
M I Z Z C L A N
Mizz Shellz
The Goofball
Mizz JJays
The Bitch
Mizz Gothz
The Evil Genius
Mizz Gothz
The Girl-Next-Door
Mizz Justini
The Bombshell