I'll explain |
You say I'm an asshole, you just don't know meYou say I'm mean, I just don't like youYou don't like my thoughts, you just can't followYou say I'm pushy, I just don't have time for youI'm from Massachu...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:05:00 GMT |
I'll pay you $8000/year to do nothing |
I need $100,000 operating capital to start my ASSET MANAGEMENT COMPANY, GTFO, LLC in the second strongest foreclosure market in the United States. In return I'll pay you $8,000 a year, every year unti...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 07:04:00 GMT |
Lest we forget them on the long road home |
The tow operator stood and faced his Maker,which must always come to air.He hoped his chains were left behind and he hadn't brought them on to bare."Step forward now, wrecker driver how shall I deal w...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 14:40:00 GMT |
Inbred diseased clowns spreading anthrax amongst small children |
Yeah it hurts!! We just got f#$ked by a donkey. I hate politicians lol
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 19:20:00 GMT |
$1000?????? |
$1000 tax break? WTF??? Lets see here, that is equivilent to a 1/4 cup of coffee per day for the rest of the year. I'm am so #*%&#^ happy about that $815 BILLION bailout that I could piss al...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:02:00 GMT |
Not so practical joke. |
My buddy and I are bored, it's 4am, doing illegal narcotics, trying to come up with some ideas......I GOT IT!!! "Drive by Dan's house. Lets steal his front stairs and throw them on Frankies' lawn." Su...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Feb 2009 12:35:00 GMT |
The invitation |
It doesn't interest me what you do for a livingI want to know what you ache forand if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you areI want to know if you wil...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 20:07:00 GMT |
Good news/bad news |
Ruth "Gator" Ginsburg should be stepping down soon. YAYYYShe has pancreatic cancer. BOOO I'm alive and doing fine. Just a little sore. YAYYYI got t-boned in my towtruck from some douche running a redl...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:19:00 GMT |
Alcubierre Warp |
Chris Van Den Broeck: "The first warp drive is still a long way off but maybe it has now become slightly less improbable."Most Einstien's theories were thought about on trains. Why? Because that was t...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 11:26:00 GMT |
News briefs |
No, not underwear made out of newspaper.John Updike died Tuesday of lung cancer. This proves my theory that to be a literary giant, one must smoke 3 packs a day. God rest his soul, prayers to the famT...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 06:34:00 GMT |
