profile picture

183240822

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I've spent the past year as the opening act for Chonda Pierce, and I am having a BLAST! We do mostly church gigs, theatres and arenas. My passion is telling my story with humor. I talk about everything from being raised by a child psychologist who dressed me in Lederhosen (think Sound of Music) to getting baptized as an adult, in an all African American Baptist church with about a dozen five year olds. You could say I stood out.

Degeneres Style Question to God
http://community.jokes.com/Video/Degeneres-Style-Q...

.. source: Jokes.com

Ellen had a question for God, so do I.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to laugh.

My Blog

Freezing on the Bus leads to deep thinkin'.

I am freezing, always freezing on the bus. It is kept meat locker cold in here.  Flannel shirt, scarf and hat are not quite enough to keep the frost off of me. Why? I dont know, its how the headli...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Sep 2009 08:00:00 GMT

Flying by the seat of my pants!

Heres a learning curve for ya-A few weeks ago, I get a phone call with a bad connection from a well known comic. He asks if I got his previous message. No. Asks if Im available in a few weeks to be ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Aug 2009 11:31:00 GMT

Ashville Chonda Show - This Ain't Prettyville

Allright Ashville - who wants to crack up their Dad for Father's Day?I've got a great bonding experience for you and the old geezer - take him to a Chonda show! I'll give you a money back *guarentee i...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 15:23:00 GMT

Listen to the Lady who wrote for Bob Hope. I think she knows what she's talking about.

Dudes.I know what you are thinking -Christian Comedy? Isn't that an oxymoron?Look, you know me, you know I'm not going to tell you something that isn't true.Chonda Pierce, the President of the Christi...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 19:28:00 GMT

Comedy Conference near Nashville

ATTENTION FUNNY FOLKS (and a those that think you're funny, ha!):You are invited to the 9th Annual Comedy Conference sponsored by the CCA. The Conference will be kicked off with a Comedy Concert on Su...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 08:15:00 GMT

If you experience something, doesn't that make it true?

Some of the people in the comedy world around me get on stage and talk about how they dont believe in God. So I got on stage and started doing the opposite. Now I do jokes about how I got Baptized as...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:12:00 GMT

On The Road Again

The first section of this is what I felt like saying, the second is an answer to the many requests for "news from the road!"1.  Of all  the gifts that God has granted me, understanding what ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:09:00 GMT

Day 1 on the bus.

Wow. I'm actually on a big old rock-n-roll tour bus! It has flames on the side and everything. It belongs to a big deal Country music band, so the coat racks are  upside down pistols and there ar...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:47:00 GMT

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882)

A Psalm Of LifeTell me not, in mournful numbers,Life is but an empty dream!For the soul is dead that slumbers,And things are not what they seem.Life is real! Life is earnest!And the grave is not it's ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:56:00 GMT