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Gail

*Dank Nugs*

About Me

What am I about? I like horror films with a plot....not just hookers getting axed. I love to dance but I will only dance at weddings now a days. You can't get raped on the dance floor of a wedding. I love all animals but I am more of a cat person. I like the idea of not having to walk a cat 5 times a day and I don't think they eat their own shit. I love to do stand up comedy but I don't think that going to open mics and telling the same jokes makes you any better. I think going to open mics and doing different stuff to entertain the people who have to watch you week after week is a better approach. I think that girls that wear bras and thongs and practically show their assholes in their myspace photos are clueless. Women are worth more so much more than they display. It is like, "Look how good I look naked...aren't I pretty?". Yeah, pretty stupid!!!!What else? I don't know I am a hard worker...always have been. I haven't quite made it yet....it is taking me a little longer because I won't screw my way to the top. Do I sound jaded? I'm not, just in a feisty mood tonight as I write this. I have a great boyfriend and we treat each other very well even though I think he needs to fix the air conditioning in his place pronto so I can get a decent night of sleep. That's it!!!! That is where the anger is coming from. I have not slept right in days and days cuz it is so freaking hot.I am a bartender who refuses to act single to make money off of customers who tip soley off the idea that they may get a date from you down the line. I will talk to you (if you are somewhat interesting), I will make you a delicious drink and I will wear cleavy outfits for your viewing pleasure....but beyond that if you want a date... there are tons of street walkers on Sepulveda in Van Nuys. I hear their rates are outstanding. I love my boyfriend and I am going to marry him one day....no one has ever made me as happy as he does. He is the best...I will sceam it from the rooftops!!!! Eat your hearts out bitches.
"Two Peas In Your Pod" Trailer
"The Protector"
"Betrayal"
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My Interests

Comedy, Working out, swimming, body surfing, sleeping, eating, making money.

I'd like to meet:

I love danger seekers. People who like to jump out of airplanes on a regular basis....people who like to jump off cliffs....dudes who race motocross. One of the most badass mother fuckers on the planet is Johnny Knoxville from Jackass. Anyone who can stand in front of a bull, blindfolded with a blood red shirt on has more balls than anyone in my book. He picked up an anaconda as it bit him over and over. I'd like to meet Johnny Knoxville.

Music:

No Country. I like everything from Debbie Gibson to Slipknot.

Movies:

Liar Liar, Dumb and Dumber, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, The Shining, Nightmare on Elm Street 1 and 3, Drowning Mona, Waiting, Just Friends, A Christmas Story, Terms of Endearment, Sideways, Garden State, The Karate Kid, The Breakfast Club, 16 Candles, Wierd Science, Stand by Me, Clay Pigeons, Swingers, Wedding Crashers, Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,

Television:

Seinfeld, Entourage, I don't watch that much TV. Shannon Hatch keeps me up to date on celebrity gossip.

Books:

I like books....all kinds. The kind of books that make me smarter and stuff.

Heroes:

Mom, Dad, Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.....not Looney Tunes!!! Merrie Melodies.

My Blog

Tuesday

Every day I have shit to do.  If I am not working I have an open mic or a show or I have to workout or clean or shop or work on something.  Just like most people.  Even today I was supp...
Posted by Gail on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:07:00 PST

I miss the 80s....a total Sunday morning Ramble...

I got up really late today.  Nothing is on TV but Footfall which I am not forced to watch cuz the boyfriend has a hockey game kinda far away.  I turned on VH1 and they are playing the best v...
Posted by Gail on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:37:00 PST

Springbok last night.....

Well is started out real mellow people.  Springbok is a room that Earl and I go to on Tuesday nights.  It is not an open mic but Raul will try hard to put you up if he has time and you want ...
Posted by Gail on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:23:00 PST

I dreamt I was on Rock of Love

First of all I had the worst night of sleep ever.  I got to bed at 5 am and then Earl got up at 8:30 cuz he said he didn't want to wake me up with all his coughing.  Him waking up and gettin...
Posted by Gail on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:56:00 PST

The Little Rock rocks

Things have been going so well lately.  On Friday night we had three bartenders on cuz the Little Rock had Karaoke and a big party going on.  Having three bartenders can go two ways.  I...
Posted by Gail on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:26:00 PST

Stuff n STuff

So I wrote two blogs the other day and lost both of them.  I spent so much time writing those freaking blogs.  I carried the anger with me all day on Thursday and then more shitty shit happe...
Posted by Gail on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:48:00 PST

Pennsylvania

I was wandering around on my myspace page and I realized that I do not have any pics of my family or friends back  home accept for one of my cat on a tree stump in the living room.  My Dad t...
Posted by Gail on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:34:00 PST

Good people rock!!!!

I got the best oil change of my life today.  I bartend in Tarzana at the LIttle Rock.  Right up the street there is this 24 hour car service station connected to the Shell station.  The...
Posted by Gail on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 04:36:00 PST

Berries

Hey kids, Since I have been back I have been working a lot already.  I got home on Thursday night and slept for a little and off to bartend at Little Rock.  I worked last night too the day a...
Posted by Gail on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:35:00 PST

Smooth Sailing

Ok so the week has run pretty smooth so far.  Earl, Burger and I did a show at the Icehouse and it was great!!!  I went up second instead of first and had a great set.  A lot of people ...
Posted by Gail on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:18:00 PST