Raul Garcia profile picture

Raul Garcia

raul_has_jokes

About Me



My Interests

Stand up comedy, the Denver Broncos, the Los Angeles Lakers, playing Madden, frisbee golf, smoking weed and masterbating.

I'd like to meet:

Darth Vader, Selma Hayek (naked), Dave Chapelle, Lindsay Lohan (naked), Dr. Dre, Shaquille O'Neal (fully clothed), Tupac Shakur, Muhammed Ali, Richard Pryor, John Elway, Bill Cosby, Terell Davis, and Superman.

Music:

Tupac, Dr.Dre, DJ Quik, Sublime, Eminem, Old School Hip Hop, and Color me Badd. Yeah I said it. WHAT!!!

Movies:

Godfather Parts 1 and 2, All the Star Wars movies, Half Baked, Rocky, Happy Gilmore, The Boondock Saints, Swingers, the Big Lebowski, Pulp fiction, Kill Bill part 2, and all the Fridays.

Television:

The Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, that 70's show, South Park, and Chappelle's Show

Books:

The Art of War, Endar's Game, Of Mice and Men, the Art of the Deal, The Comedy Bible, Rich Dad Poor Dad, the Catcher in the Rye.

Heroes:

Dave Chappelle, Bill Clinton, and John Elway.

My Blog

Friday Oct 19 Refried Fridays @ The Hollywood Improv

The show is Free if you are on the guestlist. If you want to be on the guestlist, message me your full name and how many people you plan on bringing with you by Thursday, Oct 18th @ 11:00 pm.There is ...
Posted by Raul Garcia on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:24:00 PST

Moving my show to the Queen Mary!!!

Hell yeah bitches! I've been so happy to see that many of you have enjoyed and supported my monthly event "Comedy Night in the LBC". I'm excited to announce that the show is moving to the Royal T...
Posted by Raul Garcia on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 08:59:00 PST

Why Last Comic Standing Sucks Ass!!!

  I've watched the show. I've seen people on the show and thought "Man, they suck!" Now that I have experienced the fuckin' thing first hand, I have a little more empathy for any poor shmuck who...
Posted by Raul Garcia on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:23:00 PST

I think they liked it.

Since I started doing comedy I dreamed about the opportunity to have my own show here in Long Beach. "I think I'll call it 'Comedy Night in the LBC'." This was by far the most fun I've ever had doing ...
Posted by Raul Garcia on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:21:00 PST

We Dominated the Ice House!

I gotta thank everyone who made the effort to come to the Ice House last Sunday. You fuckin ROCK! So many people showed up, the other comics were using "Fuck Raul Garcia" jokes as part of their act. C...
Posted by Raul Garcia on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 07:25:00 PST

They're gonna sell out!

Alright, apparently a lot of you are coming to the show.While this is great fuckin news for me, it is entirely possible that there will not be enough seats for all those who are planning to attend. So...
Posted by Raul Garcia on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:00:00 PST

Thanks to all who came to the Ha Ha

Stand up is now my new favorite drug. Plus, I tend to get lost in golf courses when I'm on shrooms anyway. However, that is besides the point. July 25th will always be a memorable day for me because&...
Posted by Raul Garcia on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 02:22:00 PST