THE BI-POLAR COMEDY TOUR.... |
So I've got this great new app for my iPhone called "To Do's", which is exactly what you think it is. A "To Do" list. Every time I turn on my phone, it shows me the number of things that I have "To Do...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:06:00 GMT |
IRAQ UPDATE 3... |
I haven't been able to update lately because we've been busy doing nothing. Seriously. We've spent more time sitting on LZ's waiting for Blackhawks to pick us up than telling jokes over the last coupl...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:30:00 GMT |
IRAQ UPDATE 2... |
I was trying to relax today before our show, so I grabbed my guitar and just messed around a little bit. It dawned on me how surreal it is being back here right now. I've been saying for 3 years that ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:53:00 GMT |
A QUICK UPDATE FROM OVERSEAS... |
While I had a quick minute, I just wanted to give an update about the USO Tour. We did the first show tonight, and it went great. The troops we performed for had a good time, and we had a blast perfor...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:53:00 GMT |
THE CALI UPDATE.... |
First of all, my apologies to my friends and family back home for being MIA for the last three weeks. If it makes you feel better, my mother has bitched at me relentlessly for not calling home more of...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 07:40:00 GMT |
MICHAEL J. TRAN? |
I heard one time that the "J" is Michael J. Fox's name stands for absolutely fuck all. It means nothing. Just like Michael Keaton's name isn't really Keaton. His name is actually Michael Douglas, but ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 21:33:00 GMT |
2,771 MILES LATER... |
I left Buffalo 5 days ago for the first time in my life without a plan. Every other time I left home it involved boots and a rifle, or a guitar and a microphone. This time, it was just me, my clo...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:47:00 GMT |
GOOD-BYE BUFFALO... |
According the clock on my VCR (yes, I still own a VCR), it's 4:31 am on Friday, April 25, 2008. I haven't slept a single second tonight. And considering that I have a 41 hour drive to Los Angeles ahea...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:59:00 GMT |
THREE YEARS & A WAKE UP.... |
It starts at basic training. Every soldier learns the "Army Way" to count down. As soon as you get off the bus, it's 8 weeks and a wake-up. At least it was when I was a private. The tradition carries ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:20:00 GMT |
LA: DAY 4.5 - THE MOST PATHETIC DATE EVER |
I've been staring at craigslist ads, and emailing or calling people, and driving through LA for the last 3 days. OK. Enough for now. I'm technically on vacation too, although the weather has totally j...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:01:00 GMT |
