Jew, atheist, New York Mets fan, Daddy, orphan, identical twin, player hater, Star Wars geek, Weezer dork, Sherry Sirof's husband, sad clown.
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Pickled goods, wife and kid, 5, 7, 57, Sega Master System, celebrity sex tapes, Aurebesh, Major League Baseball.
Gary Cohen, Ron Darling, and Keith Hernandez.
Plus lots of cool indie bands that you've never heard of. By the time you know who they are, I'll hate them.
Talkies, mainly.
Survivor, Futurama, Jeopardy!, Firefly, Clone Wars, Samurai Jack, Twin Peaks, sports, anything in HD.
The Neverending Story, Dianetics, The Nekronomicon, and every other book with magical powers. Also, the Encyclopedia Brown series.
Peter Kitts, Ahmed Best, The Three Amigos, Darryl Strawberry, and Roger Moore.