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moshe kasher

I go digging in your guts like a gardener.

About Me

Im a savage.

My Interests

Things to make you smile; What number to dial,stand up comedy,sobriety, humpy, jews, life, coffee,oakland, grapefruit, Burning Man , MMA, israel, the lifetime channel, not your baby, killing humans, shot callin and big ballin, advancing to the next level of the game. I like it here.

I'd like to meet:

a nice jewish girl: The booker for the Punch Line in San Francisco. Does any one know her? She looks like this: Oh and the ultimate warrior. Also Sir Thizz-Alot.That is all.

Music:

beatles, house music, bjork, green velvet, elliot smith,etta james, the arcade fire, jeru, nasty nas,stevie, leonard cohen, paul simon, rza, magnetic fields, big L, outkast, dela, tribe, joanna newsome, e-40,b.fleishman, bill withers, rev. al green, bonnie "prince" billy, cee-lo, desmond decker, solvent, E*vax, iron and wine, John Prine, spice-one, BeGoodTanyas, Moshav, Antony and the Johnsons, MAVRIK, Masta ACE, MAry J, Too $hort, Goapele, B-Legit, moremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremore moremore

Movies:

Milo and otis.

Television:

Blind Date.

Books:

the amazing adventures of kavalier and clay(thanks thia),from beirut to jerusalem, white boy shuffle, siddhartha, this one Big Book, Tehillim, angels in america, lord of rings, narnia, harry potter, his dark materials, other geek porn, david ives, mamet, escape from sobiobor, night, dawn, other shit

Heroes:

bill w, Thedor Hertzl, Martin Luther King, Fedor Emelianenko,David Ben-Gurion, Too $hort, David Mamet, Doctor Bizzob, Snow(informer, you nosay daddy me snow me Imgon blame, a licky boom boom now), Rodger Lodge, Golda Meir, Yitzchak Rabin, Mom Dukes,Pa Dukes,Grandma Dukes. Brother Dukes, Self Dukes, GOD

My Blog

Why you should vote for obama.(only sorta funny)

I think you should vote for Barack Obama for president.I'm going to, why not you?!?Many Hillary supporters claim he doesn't deserve your vote because all he is inspirational. That you are voting for h...
Posted by moshe kasher on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:46:00 PST

Thoughts on 9/11

Well kids here we are, come together to commemorate the biggest tragedy of this American generation; the death of Old Dirty Bastard. Also, Today marks the sixth anniversary of the attacks on the world...
Posted by moshe kasher on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:01:00 PST

HEY JEW VOL 5

Dear Crabby, I work with small children. What's the most important piece of wisdom I should pass along to them? Love, Alex Your question is tricky because, with your use of the word "most "you imply...
Posted by moshe kasher on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 12:55:00 PST

HEY JEW VOL. 4

This question(s) comes from Rebecca in San Francisco:Hey Jew,how come perfectly intelligent, self-preserving and attractive women in san Francisco "settle" for un-ambitious scummy men with no jobs or ...
Posted by moshe kasher on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:43:00 PST

Hey Jew Vol 3.

Hey Jew, what's it like being a little whiny bitch? love, thia- Los Angeles, Ca Hey Thia, WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOURSELF! Ha. In your face. Play with fire and you gon' get burned! Seriously, fuck you. -J...
Posted by moshe kasher on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 05:36:00 PST

Hey Jew vol2

News : After conducting some research , I have determined that the "Dear Crabby" moniker has been used many many  times. Once by a guy who gave advice about crabs. Not pubic lice which someone mi...
Posted by moshe kasher on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 04:46:00 PST

Hey Jew .1

This one comes from Peter in San Ramon he writes: Hey Jew, What is the most effective way to get your sexual partner to give enthusiastic blow jobs? Dear Peter, Well , im not sure how to ans...
Posted by moshe kasher on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:00:00 PST

Moshe Kashers Guide to Getting out of speeding tickets.

Greetings, people of the hyphy movement. People have been waiting for me to write an article like this for some time. Its about time I impart some of my experience and wisdom to the "common folk" abou...
Posted by moshe kasher on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:52:00 PST

Christmas! War!

Recently Bill O'Reilly and others have been discussing what they call a "War on Christmas" a fiery responza to the cessation of a hearty "Merry Christmas" greeting lobbed at good Christian shoppe...
Posted by moshe kasher on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 01:23:00 PST

An open letter to Modesto(rated r)

Dear Modesto,Remember me? I saw you this weekend. Yeah, that's right, the Jew. Well I just wanted to drop a line and tell you how much I enjoyed performing comedy for you this weekend. That is to say...
Posted by moshe kasher on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 04:37:00 PST