Kentucky Megachurch - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Wonderful and beautiful and good-smelling. My talents are many and growing by the day. This week alone I have added "Private Investigator/Counterstalker", "Japanese Speaker", and "Surgeon" to my resume'. On the minus side, I have coffee stained teeth, and I tend to interrupt people to the point of irritation. I am also bad at math.

My Interests

Flickr, hunting for hot springs, snow hiking, trepannation, plastination, sky camping! camping in general, bikes, spelunking, depilation, photos, travelling, coffee, solipsism, NOT yoga, my nintendo ds, and my cat Matt W.K.

I'd like to meet:

A lover of animals and babies and retarded people.

Music:

duh.

Movies:

really?

Television:

tmz, resident evil: the umbrella chronicles, this american life, family guy forever

Books:

Snow by Orhan Pamuk. The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz. Atonement and everything else by Ian McEwan. Being Dead by Jim Crace. All of Cormac McCarthy except that super violent one I can never finish but all guys love. Blood Meridian. Damn that book is fucked up.

Heroes:

mario, luigi, yoshi, peach, the prince, my momma and sister and grandmas and my dad and bro

My Blog

Stalk YOU, mutherfucker!

My friend Jamie has a real stalker. For the past two weeks, a man in a silver Audi S4 with Arizona plates (296 ZWM, if you want to know) has been parked in the driveway of her job all day. Then he f...
Posted by Kentucky Megachurch on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 10:29:00 PST

the only thing more pathetic than being alone is being in a couple that likes to match things

(Day 3 of quit smoking attempt number who-knows-what)8:00 am- wake from a dream in which I committed and covered up multiple drunk hit-and-run driving crimes, got caught showering naked in public, and...
Posted by Kentucky Megachurch on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:31:00 PST

night swim

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Posted by Kentucky Megachurch on Sun, 18 May 2008 04:21:00 PST

luna bash

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Posted by Kentucky Megachurch on Fri, 16 May 2008 08:59:00 PST

ideas for facebook apps

1.) "Useless Gifts"Send your friends items from the back of the drawers around my house that I want to get rid of! Choose from a variety of items like 'unidentifiable pill' or 'set of zip ...
Posted by Kentucky Megachurch on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:18:00 PST

3 pictures from a car ride

Stop here for Free coffeeMt. Shasta and a red truck...
Posted by Kentucky Megachurch on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:25:00 PST

when Im not televisiphonerneting, or spilling shit on the floor

This is what I look at all day. And this is what looks at me: ...
Posted by Kentucky Megachurch on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:24:00 PST

The teenagers call it "cray-cray"

The guy I hit on the freeway called me today to: 1.) Inform me that he will be suing me, and 2.) Ask me out on a date. The ol' "Sue and Woo" approach. Hmmmm. I'm fine with being sued; I ha...
Posted by Kentucky Megachurch on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:45:00 PST

dame brammage

TBI (traumatic brain injury) checklist: Answer mor than 5 yes you should call a doctor. 1.) waking up repeadedly at night? Y 2.) difficulty getting words out? Y 3.) short...
Posted by Kentucky Megachurch on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:07:00 PST

that’s what it’s all about

Thanks, car. You died so I could live. ...
Posted by Kentucky Megachurch on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:17:00 PST