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SKILLZ

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My Interests

Watching any form of gambling on television, collecting Elvis memoribilia, bowling, cooking pork chops, cheap rings, socks with wacky shit on them, smoking cheap cigarettes, Reality TV, cordial cherries, sequined coin purses, imitation indian jewerly, yelling at grandpa, making apple pie out of sour ass apples from my apple tree and then guilting my grandkids into eating it......oh wait, this is my Grandma's interest......

I'd like to meet:

The Other.

Music:

my cellphone ring tone

Movies:

Happiness/Holy Mountain/Magnolia/Zoo

Television:

America's Next Top Model, Flavor of Love, Cheaters, Blind Date, Rock of Love, any time of ridiculous reality dating show that makes you think less of me.

Books:

Between Dog and Wolf: Essays on Art and Politics by David Levi-Strauss, Latin Inches

Heroes:

Rocky Balboa, Rocky Dennis, Simon Adebisi, KJT

My Blog

Myspace is out.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cousin_water/ Flickr is in. Saturday- Wake up, go to silkscreening class with favorite cousin No teacher, just got to fuck around and make tons of prints, not too many st...
Posted by SKILLZ on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 01:36:00 PST

Vast Life Improvement

For a moment yesterday, I felt sorry for myself. But, genius of all geniuses, Gio pointed out a very good point. What was I doing last year?   Let's see. Last year on Valentine's Day, I got drunk...
Posted by SKILLZ on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:28:00 PST

I am not a cutter, but I do shit like this.....

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Posted by SKILLZ on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:21:00 PST

hey dude

I don't know if writing blogs right now is a good idea. For the last few days, I have been cleaning out my email inboxes on hotmail and yahoo, because for whatever reason, I am an email archivist who ...
Posted by SKILLZ on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:05:00 PST

My heart is running around like a chicken with its head cut off...

And my goddamn wallet too. Things have been kinda nuts lately. Last night, I had my first sober party EVER. It is amazing at the time, energy, and creativity you can put into a party when you aren't f...
Posted by SKILLZ on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 08:32:00 PST

Check out this event: NO ROOMIE PARTY!!!

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Posted by SKILLZ on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:19:00 PST

I am becoming so boring.

I have been itching to write a blog lately that illustrates what a fabulous and hilarious life I have been leading lately, but unfortunately, anything that has been remotely interesting that has been ...
Posted by SKILLZ on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:41:00 PST

Death, Sex, and Horoscopes

What is the fucking deal? So, looking at my Netflix that I got in the mail, I couldn't help but notice a pattern. Dr. Death, a documentary about a guy who tried to make executions more humane and who ...
Posted by SKILLZ on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:10:00 PST

Faith No More vs. Rockabilly

I have been noticing that my blogs of late are kinda bummers. So, I am going to try my hardest to like, make this one comment worthy and entertaining. I can't let all these really great and painful em...
Posted by SKILLZ on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:54:00 PST

How to Make Glowing Ice...or how to get your feelings hurt

I turned 27. My feelings are really hurt. They really shouldn't be, though. I had a great birthday- friends from all corners of my life came and showered me with hugs and kisses and free sodas. Tara ...
Posted by SKILLZ on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 08:36:00 PST