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Bella

Pocket ninja for hire

About Me

I am different... just like everyone else. I am an excellent wrestler.

My Interests

kyle, jozef, our petting zoo, exploring, running, crude humor and vulgarity of most sorts, my ducati (she's lovely to the core), sleeping in late, eating (yes, it's an interest), reading, laughing, online scrabble, story swapping, board games, hugging, writing random blather...

I'd like to meet:

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness (MLK)... run of the mill, everyday heroes.

Music:

You play it, I'll listen to it... music is the sweet stuff.

Movies:

True Romance, The Princess Bride, Snatch, Freeway, Amelie, Short Cuts, Requiem for a Dream, The Royal Tanenbaums, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Monsoon Wedding, The Notebook, Stranger then Fiction, Breakfast at Tiffany's... while it's been said more than once that I have low to no standards for movies (and it's true), the list above contains the titles of some very, very good movies.

Television:

Nip/Tuck, CSI Vegas, Weeds, Desperate Housewives, Dexter, Six Feet Under (RIP). I don't watch much TV, but the shows I like are crap, hideous crap... except Six Feet Under, that show was not crap or if it was crap it was a uniquely stylized, sterling silver, non-smelling kinda crap...but that show is over now.

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird (I am in love with this book... every letter of every word that it contains), The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Beneath the Under Dog, Lamb, Life and Times of Michael K, Fall on Your Knees, The Bell Jar, House of Sand and Fog, The Fall, Love in the Time of Cholera... and so many more. Read while you can... you know, before aliens abduct you and probe your rectum and remove your eyeballs thereby limiting your reading abilities. Also, if you haven't read any books written by Jeff Markell, please do so now.

Heroes:

My mom. She kicked cancers ass and she can kick yours too. Harper Lee

My Blog

boyfriend

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) Boyfriend [boi-frend]noun1. a frequent or favorite male companion.2. a male friend.3. a male lover.Girlfriend [gurl-frend]-noun1. a frequent or favorite female compa...
Posted by Bella on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:27:00 PST

None more sweet

I double dog dare you to stand up... stand up mother fucker! Oh right, this is you standing up. You can't see the selfishness of your acts, because your perception is skewed by said selfishness... d...
Posted by Bella on Tue, 20 May 2008 09:06:00 PST

Mom and the rabbit

This is a story about a knight who was dying, and the princess who saved his life. This is a tale of the one adventure that matters mostThe above comments, quotes or misperceptions were intentionally ...
Posted by Bella on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:36:00 PST

lacuna of dramiano

I sob until I'm water logged, until I can push my fingers through my skull like soup soaked bread. I fight the urge to hurt myself. It's a hard sell, because at least some small portion of myself is...
Posted by Bella on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:38:00 PST

exhaustion

Aw for fuck sake& can't we all just play nice? No name calling, no hits under the belt and no actions based solely on malice. Let's practice nice& starting now.
Posted by Bella on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:54:00 PST

sugar

It's not in his eyes, his eyes are empty. It's not in his heart, his heart is empty. It's not in his hands, his hands are empty. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, then he must be fucking ...
Posted by Bella on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:33:00 PST

Verbal Aikido

I am disheartened by peoples' consistent need to solidify their placement (of class) by precisely defining those who exists below them without acknowledgement that the words forming and bursting forth...
Posted by Bella on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 04:08:00 PST

blog viewing

i'm often confused by the numbers... i have approximately 7 readers on my blog list and yet... my blog or blogs have been viewed 22 times today... just today. do i have secret readers? how do they ...
Posted by Bella on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:19:00 PST

word form illustrations

You looked so sweet and so sad sitting alone on the pity pot.  I couldn't wander passed without offering you a gift&  I had so many to give.  Each gift was something that no one else co...
Posted by Bella on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:03:00 PST

dammit fucker repost

I'd like to ask you to close your eyes and imagine yourself being me and doing what I am about to describe, but I can't& your reading this and if you close your eyes then you won't be reading it any l...
Posted by Bella on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 01:23:00 PST