Showbeast, its a show for kids.
At the Ghost House, every moment is an adventure, gibberish is our native tongue, and we eat friendship and laughter to sustain ourselves. Let Snow Beast be your indigenous guide through the crazy jungle of nonsense that is Showbeast.
Snow Beast is confused by many things in life; friendship, fun and adventure are not among them.
Mark Sleebes is half-dog, half-cat (with a little bit of alpaca thrown in). A former biker, Mark gave up playing in the legendary band, Ancient Beach, to live at the Ghost House with Snow Beast and Kasey. He's grizzled and gruff, but as sweet as a puppy/kitten.
Kasey Tang is a little girl that's prone to day-dreaming. She loves hanging out with Snow Beast and Mark more than anything in the world, but one of her secret passions is pottery.
Star Beast was born of the astral plane. She is as mysterious as she is beautiful. Her mustache hair was once prized as a medicinal tea by the ancient Shuar people of Ecuador. She is lactose intolerant. This is all that is known about her.
Westby rents out the attic of the Ghost House. Once bent on ruling the globe, he left the smarmy world of nemesisory and now works from home as a medical transcriptionist. He is also a part-time mustache consultant. Often, he can be found challenging the Showbeast gang to a sneaky duel. He has delusions of grandeur.
The Neighbors assist Westby in his fiendish endeavors. Masked, armed, and skilled musicians, they form a team that few would challenge. Foolishly, Snow Beast challenged them once to a séance. He thought he was hot stuff when he summoned Jimi, when he wailed on some wicked ghost guitar solos with his idol. But those tricky Neighbors summoned their own spirits and performed a three act rock opera with their ghostly counterparts. Snow Beast and Jimi conceded defeat, forking over their guitars. Neither have played since.
Snow Derrick is the guitarist of Ancient Beach: Snow Beast's cousin can often be seen with his mouth hanging open and his eyebrows raised. Most things surprise him, but not enough for him to do much about it. All of his songs are inspired by dreams, and all of his dreams involve dogs.
Jane Plearn is the bassist of Ancient Beach: Snow Derrick met Jane while sleepwalking one night. Stumbling into a music club where Jane was performing, he thought she was a greyhound. They've been best friends ever since.
Polter Drewst is a ghost that spends a lot of his time poring over the Wall Street Journal. He is rarely seen without a mug of fresh coffee. He's always willing to give you financial advice and sing a song about the working class in China. Drewst has lived in the Ghost House longer than anyone but can not remember much before he died.
Dr. Keith warns children about the impending Apocalypse and offers ideas for how we can survive. Unfortunately, his solutions are often impractical.