when you remember me |
there are two words i want used to describe me in memorium:FIERCELY LOYAL. it's a high mark but one i hope to attain. when i hear a person described as fiercely loyal, i'm filled with really in...
Posted by ling.ling on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:26:00 PST |
berkeley drivers....lick my balls!! |
somebody has to finally say it, out loud, in a semi-public forum; that berkeley has the worst drivers in bay area. i'm not sure what the rhyme or reason to it is, exactly. the men (and i will stereot...
Posted by ling.ling on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 09:59:00 PST |
maybe i should explain... |
i'm resentful at the road for getting narrower......
Posted by ling.ling on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:22:00 PST |
first i limp to the side like my leg was broken... |
"twitchin' and shakin' kinda like i been smokin'"......ahh, yes. we are all (those of us over 25, at least) familiar with the gilded words of sir humpty of the infamous oakland hip-hop troupe, the di...
Posted by ling.ling on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 09:58:00 PST |
am i the only one? |
this actually doesn't quite fit the "blog" definition, or, at least, i don't think so. the statement is,"when i am in a public rest room or otherwise unfamiliar bathroom, i always, 100% the time, lift...
Posted by ling.ling on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 05:52:00 PST |
yoda is a bitch |
sorry folks, but the vote is in, and the final polling clearly shows that yoda is a bitch. if you haven't seen the newest installment of the epic star wars, DON'T READ ON!! our little friend and the e...
Posted by ling.ling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
what i've learned |
this is funny (not haha funny). in my profile, i describe myself as someone who will always wear my heart on my sleeve, no matter what. i say it's better that way than to shut yourself off from your l...
Posted by ling.ling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
the man at dolores park.... |
what goes through someones head at the very nanosecond that they decide to a) piss ALL OVER the toilet seat in a public john, b) not flush down their piss, or c) leave a "floater"? TO THE MAN AT DOLOR...
Posted by ling.ling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
