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Kevin OShea

my last name is O'Shea

About Me

I am famous

My Interests

Comedy, Sleep, Music, Film, Backpacking, Pretending I am a young hip bohemian, It really is just like Sister Ray says, You know what I mean, I mean Lou Reed Is like the poet of the streets, and I know about the streets, not just that brittish hip hop band either, Dirty deals are ever dispensed on the sidewalk that surround my expensive inner city loft and with my high powered telescope i see them all!

I'd like to meet:

A Stripperbot With a Robotic Heart of Gold and a Life Time Supply of Macy's Giftcards!

Music:



Movies:

Wet Hot American Summer, Time Bandits, Once Upon a Time in the West, Deadzone, Deerhunter, 2001: a Space Odyssey, Miller's Crossing, Schizopolis, Zelig, Pootie Tang, Shampoo, Harold and Maude, Rushmore, Life of Brian, Jason X, The Conformist, Kind Hearts and Coronets, The Last Detail, The Graduate, Sex Lies & Video Tape, Duck Soup, Metropolitan, 24 Hour Party People, Brick, I Heart Huckabees, Royal Tennenbaums, Strangers On A Train, The Fog Of War, Brazil, Barcelona, Blade Runner, Running Man, Bedazzled(1967), Withnail and I

Television:

Arrested Development, Wonder Showzen, Venture Brothers, Stella, The State, Mr. Show, Freaks & Geeks, Larry Sanders Show, Northern Exposure, Deadwood, Futrama, The Simpsons, Home Movies, Undeclared, I'm Alan Partridge, The Office, Spaced, News Radio, Kids In The Hall, Dead Like Me, Upright Citizens Brigade, Adventures Of Pete And Pete, Fishing With John, Monty Python

Books:

Everything Is Illuminated, Big Sur, Burn Collector, Into The Wild, Mother Night, World War Z, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Faust, The Crying of Lot 49, The Great Gatsby, Whores For Gloria, Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung, The Watchmen

Heroes:

Is My Favorite David Bowie Song

My Blog

Love Story

Once In a dream I fell in love with a beautiful woman. As I approached her she became A giant golden eagle and when she spread her massive wings, my heart felt complete. When I tried to announce my lo...
Posted by Kevin OShea on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:18:00 PST

BEyond the goatee

The beard came in nicely... That's what she said... That's what who said?... Like a girl... Why would a girl have said that?... Because she came in your beard and it was nicely!... No, that's not how ...
Posted by Kevin OShea on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:59:00 PST

What to do?

Starting next week I will be unemployed for an indefinite amount of time. I need to figure out what to do with my over abundance of free time.
Posted by Kevin OShea on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:36:00 PST

political observations

On Thursday, October 13th Vice president Dick Cheny spoke  to the Mothers Against Drunk Driving convention in Melbourne, New hampshire. Although Cheney was slated to deliver a speech concerning t...
Posted by Kevin OShea on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:06:00 PST

many blood sucking arachnids

So after years of disliking  President George W. Bush (as embarasing as it is he actually won the last election) I have finnaly narrowed down why. When you listen to him answer questions to the p...
Posted by Kevin OShea on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 12:41:00 PST

RE: I care so little

I always avoided throwing too much of myself into life. I have watched those who would drink from life in two fisted fashion, those people in buffet lines, their eyes peer out through some glutonous h...
Posted by Kevin OShea on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 02:52:00 PST

some can't be done

I think of conciets all day. I come up with various way to pack and promote my actions, my contributions to the world so, they seem heroic. Little alterations to my everyday events make it seem all wo...
Posted by Kevin OShea on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 02:33:00 PST

we call it a casket

Invigorating. Tonight about 20 minutes before we closed, I chased a man 5 city blocks, afte he had stolen several used Dvds. It was fun. I scared the guy shitless as I chased after him shouting obsani...
Posted by Kevin OShea on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 02:29:00 PST

motorcycle gang

"I'll put you on my dance card for later." He says. I can't sleep. I try but, I wake up every half hour. Then it takes me another 15 minutes to fall asleep and I get 15 minutes of sleep before I wake ...
Posted by Kevin OShea on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 01:18:00 PST

cradles & crutches

burdens I need to sleep more. Today somebody asked me if I had been in a fight. They didnt realize the blackness under my eyes were from being awake too long. You were the subject no the cause. I will...
Posted by Kevin OShea on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 02:28:00 PST