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a is for shock the monkey

Hey, let's name it before we kill it.

About Me

I'm Amber
Someone once asked me if a Death Cab for Cutie cd came with my outfit

And this is me

My Interests

I have a new love and his name is Kratos

Kratos!!!

My interests run in the direction of my four-legged(winged and no-legged) counterparts...

...not God, like you might suspect

I really like to burp

and I can't cook ramen or grilled cheese to save my life

oh yeah && Banksy ♥

I'd like to meet:

A panda

Miss Van

or

Star Wars geeks

Music:

Most people think I have pretty shitty tastes

But they can't rock out like I can

And the people who can, do

Usually in a car

Rocking out in cars is fun

Man, I should get a car

a very short list
TV On The Radio
The Decemberists
Elliott Smith
Led Zeppelin
Sufjan Stevens
Death Cab For Cutie
Modest Mouse
The Blood Brothers
Outkast
Silversun Pickups
The Shins
The Postal Service
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Yann Tierson
Blonde Redhead
and such...

Movies:

a very short list
Pan's Labyrinth
Star Wars
Thumbsucker
Heathers
Breakfast Club
Serenity
Drop Dead Fred
Dazed and Confused
Children of Men
Little Miss Sunshine
Stranger Than Fiction
Pumpkin
Talladega Nights
and such...

p.s. I watched most of Purple Rain and I'm in love[I really need to finish it, though].

Television:

Oh! It's waffle time
It's waffle time!
Won't you have some waffles of mine?

If you know why I love this, then I love you.

a very short list
ROCK OF LOVE
Arrested Development
Firefly
Scrubs
Deadwood
Venture Bros.
Southpark
but I only watch tv at other people's houses

Books:

I stopped doing drugs so I'm not too tired to read anymore.

a very short list
Sin City
Tank Girl
Teenagers from Mars
A.L.I.E.E.N.
Water for Elephants
Sexual Astrology
The Cockroach Papers
Jurassic Park/Lost World
Bloodsucking Fiends[a love story]
You Suck[a love story]
and such...

Heroes:

Anyone who can make me smile

It's not hard, try it

I like watching Holly play Katamari

oh ya &&

My Blog

I am so awesome

and it hurts my soul sometimes  
Posted by a is for shock the monkey on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:06:00 PST

My lip is swollen, but thats my fault

I got a verticle labret yesterday.Yeah.Ummm, I guess that's all. This isn't my face, but this is what it looks like...
Posted by a is for shock the monkey on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:02:00 PST

Dear Friends

I'm sorry I haven't been responding to comments and messages. The internet was down at the house and now I'm moving to oakland. Yaaaaay oakland! weeee!p.s. I am totally high. Yay weed smoke. Love chil...
Posted by a is for shock the monkey on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:44:00 PST

Past the point of sleep

Sittin' in my room, and I have so much energy but nothing to do...I should shower. I've been drunk 3 days in a row and still haven't showered. I smell like liquor and ass. Go me.p.s. It is really cold...
Posted by a is for shock the monkey on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 02:33:00 PST

I live in the city

So all of my city people, we must chill. Yeah.Lower Haight, bitches.
Posted by a is for shock the monkey on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:33:00 PST

nerves and other things: part II

I'm coming home on Monday. I expect you to love me when I get back...cause I'm sad. yes.
Posted by a is for shock the monkey on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:08:00 PST

I should slash my wrists and call it a day

I am feeling very emo. And I'm watching Buffy[the movie]. And I quit my job.And I miss my friendsand I need a new job.I don't know why I quit my jobor why I left CaliforniaI'm going back to sleepugh...
Posted by a is for shock the monkey on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:54:00 PST

Come back to me...

...CaliforniaDamn, that was fun and I can't wait to visit again.I am so agro right nowI think I just need some more sleep.And I REALLY want to see Knocked Up. That shit looks great....
Posted by a is for shock the monkey on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:16:00 PST

Fuck you

Yeah, I'm still here. I have no clue when I'm leaving. I'm slowly finding more reasons to stay. le sighI love you guys.p.s. I'm buzzed. Wee.
Posted by a is for shock the monkey on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:23:00 PST

Worrrrd

Arizona is gaaaayBut I'm still not coming homeHa!Emma, I had a dream about you. You told me to come over...whatever, manand I miss Decca everydayaaaaand, Blockbuster is lamewho can be happy is khaki p...
Posted by a is for shock the monkey on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:30:00 PST