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Planet Queen

you don't know death until you've fucked it in the gallbladder

About Me


Early Years
Malin was born october 5 1987, in Berkely, California. Her first spoken word was "light" though, she had been communicating with local tribes for decades, using various forms of sign language. Later she traveled to South Dakota. This trip was notable for its beauty and her encounter with man who refused to eat because he thought that he had snakes in his stomach. Tragically Snake man was arrested and promptly returned to the Psychiatric Hospital he had escaped from. This was also when she first visited Car Henge, a beautiful natural monument that has shaped her life ever since.
In her early school years, she had very few friends but that was okay. For, she could talk to animals and befriend many squirrels, dears, octopi and a raccoon. Her Raccoon pal Jerry was her favorite person in the world. They often talked about escaping to Europe, where they would live in peace. There friendship came to an abrupt end when Jerry was visciously murdered by Chester the dog. She has hated all dogs ever since
To recover from this tragic loss she began to rock-climb and smoke crack. She refused to talk to her animal friends anymore, it was just too painful. She eventually learned English. Social interaction was hard at first but she managed to make several friends. She loves all British people. On November 12 she accosted her good friend, Kevin O'Shea, for being a bad person, even though he drove her to San Francisco so she could become a sex worker. On November 13, she dressed Clay up in a Mod fashion and then got drunk with Brenden.
Rise to power

Malin was won over to Lenin's position following the latter's return from exile in April, but only played a minor role in the Bolsheviks' seizure of power on November 7. She was political commissar of the Soviet Army (Western front) during the Russian Civil War and Polish-Soviet war. Malin's first government position was as People's Commissar of Nationalities Affairs. She held a number of senior administrative posts within the Soviet government and party apparatus, becoming in April 1922 general secretary of the ruling Communist Party , a post which she subsequently built up into the most powerful in the country. This concentration of personal power increasingly alarmed the dying Lenin, and in Lenin's Testament he famously called for the removal of the "rude" Malin. However, this document was later suppressed by members of the Central Committee, many of whom were also criticized by the Bolshevik leader.
-As Translated by Kevin O'shea

My Interests

Sweet Tamales and French Films.

I'd like to meet:

ZE

Hunter S. Thompson

In Memorium
"We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark­-the place where the wave finally broke and rolled back."

Music:


Movies:

L'Eclisse
Au Revoir Les Enfants
Fitzcarraldo
Jules and Jim
Beyond The Valley of the Dolls
Heathers
Straw Dogs
Murmer of the Heart
Brazil
Breathless
L'Avventura
Doctor Zhivago
400 Blows
Fanny and Alexander
Mutual Appreciation
I Am A Sex Addict
Strangers in Paradise
Le Samorai
Bukowski:Born Into This
True Romance
Jesus Camp
Putney Swope
Wild Strawberries
Taxi Driver
Goodfellas
Life is Beautiful
American History X
The Dreamers
Blow-Up
8 ½
Lunacy
City of God
Manhattan
Annie Hall
Last Tango in Paris
Down by Law
Ghost Dog
Broken Flowers
Bottle Rocket
1900
Cinema Paradiso
Welcome to the Dollhouse
Palindromes
Happiness
Kind Hearts and Coronets
The Cook, The Theif, His Wife and Her Lover
Night and Fog
Lolita
Rumble Fish
American Beauty
Requiem For a Dream
Pi
A Clockwork Orange
Grizzly Man
Romeo and Juliet (Zepperelli)
La Belle et La Bete
Polyester
Cry Baby
Everything is Illuminated
The Saddest Music in the World
Time Bandits
Valley Girl
The Virgin Suicides
The Wicker Man (’73)
House of Sand and Fog
Alice (Svankmejer)
Y Tu Mama Tambien
Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
Secretary
Full Metal Jacket
Pumpkin
The Graduate
Dead Man
La Dolce Vita
Harold and Maude
Freaks

Television:

The Colbert Report
Trashy MTV Dating shows

Books:

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

Survivor by Chuck Palahnuik, anything by Palahnuik

Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson

Underneath it All by Traci Lords

Cats Cradle and Mother Night both by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas

Geek Love by Katheryn Dunn

Love is a Dog From Hell by Charles Bukowski

Party Monster by James St. James

Animal Farm and 1984 by George Orwell

Everything is Illuminated by Jonathon Safron Foer

Glamorama by Bret Easton Ellis, Everything by Ellis

Heroes:

Gaudi, Gehry and Frank Lloyd Wright

For those of you who have never been to LA or have and are blind, below is LA General Hospital.

My Blog

Shortbus and Husband

Just saw Shortbus. Totally dug it. Totally...heartwarming (awww). The most believable story of a gay couple that I've ever seen on film. Much better than Hedwig too. Lotsa fuckin'.On Tuesday I made a ...
Posted by Planet Queen on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:12:00 PST

Update on Love

Named the vehicle Ilsa. Decided she reminded me of Ilsa in Casablanca. Because well it fits. She's my little European vixen and even if she goes off with Victor Laslow in the end we'll always have...m...
Posted by Planet Queen on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:26:00 PST

I Fell In Love

...With my new vehicle!! Bought a 1987 volvo off of Adam. Baby runs like a dream. I havent yet come up with a name for her but I have decided that we have a connection. We clicked. Literally clicked. ...
Posted by Planet Queen on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:43:00 PST

Car Accident

I got in a car accident. On a lighter note, I got Corona booty shorts in San Felipe.
Posted by Planet Queen on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:28:00 PST

I GOT CRUNK IN SAN FELIPE

You know the phrase I heard most was simple "Whatever happens in San Felipe stays in San Felipe" SO CORRECT! I am massively hating being home right now but I cannot wait to see my twin and tell her al...
Posted by Planet Queen on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 11:46:00 PST

VIVA MEXICO

I'm leaving for Mexico on Sunday morning. I'm not bringing my celly so you'll just have to deal without me for two weeks. I'll miss my twin and the rest of you but goodbye. Loves everyone!...
Posted by Planet Queen on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:55:00 PST

Ode to Arafat

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy paws and thy whiskers they comfort me. This morning as the rays of the sun roused me from m...
Posted by Planet Queen on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 10:34:00 PST

Feminist Sneezology

If a sneeze is one tenth of an orgasm. Is this a male or female orgasm? If male, is the female sneeze ten times better? Does this mean that women are inherantly better than men? Ha in yo face!
Posted by Planet Queen on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 03:09:00 PST

My Grad Night Experience

Fuck all a y'all!  
Posted by Planet Queen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

No Really...Last Blog

So last night I fell asleep in my boyfriends arms. Yeah sweet, whatever but apparently i was talking in my sleep and do you know what i said? "Tony Alva is a little bitch." What the fuck. I love my su...
Posted by Planet Queen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST