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David Wiswell

About Me

the most important thing about me is that I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mark Twain, John paul I, Samuel Clemens and a lot of others.

My Blog

Really awesome dylan poem

When yer head gets twisted and yer mind grows numbWhen you think you're too old, too young, too smart or too dumbWhen yer laggin' behind an' losin' yer paceIn a slow-motion crawl of life's busy raceNo...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 16:21:00 GMT

Dear Blog

Dear Blog,I met this girl, she's different from other girls (she had sex with me (and not for money (well, not much money (ok, it wasn't cheap but it was worth it (all right, get off my back it wasn't...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 17:30:00 GMT

GREAT QUOTES

GREAT QUOTES:"Outside of a dog a book is a mans best friend, inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx "Never let school get in the way of your education.""God invented man cause he was m...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 14:47:00 GMT

Blogerino

Dear blog it's me Margaret,I finally got my period! I'm like totally the last one in my whole grade. Does that make me a loser or something? Thanks for not judging me blog. You're more understanding t...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 13:31:00 GMT

David Irving doesn't believe in the the Santa or the Holocaust?

EVERYTHING IN PARENTHESES IS AN ANNOYING QUIP WRITTEN BY ME THE REST IS HISTORY: Profile: David Irving By Andrew (David Wiswell) Walker BBC NewsDavid (Jew hater) Irving has been jailed by an Austr...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 00:41:00 GMT

My Onion

My fake Onion newspaperFRONT PAGEFront page articles:-Murphy's Law goes completely wrong (People)-United States Government secedes from United states (National)-Beating your kids more effective than r...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 16:24:00 GMT

Happy Birthday

So it's my birthday today and I thought I'd blog it up. ABOUT THIS DAY: We (The united states of america) are sending shit to Pluto today (1-18-06) in honor of me and my spacetastic greatness. ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 13:24:00 GMT