The Chop's Tour update!! |
We left SF on Wednesday. After a long night of driving we wound up at a cheap Medford hotel where Johnny B impressed us all with his ability to continue drinking beers in the complete darkness o...
Posted by The Chop on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:21:00 PST |
The Chop Equips, Vol 3: The Virus TI |
I am your synthesizer. I am incomprehensible circuitry; I am impossible. I am a mobius strip printed with an unending image of Jesus eyes that follow you around the room when you walk. I am unrecogniz...
Posted by The Chop on Thu, 17 May 2007 02:18:00 PST |
El Equipo del Chop: Vol. 2 - The Guitar of the Captain |
The Fender TelecasterA sweet, American-made, California-style, Oak-barrel aged, 1995 Telecaster. And there it is; that last sentence represents the sum total of concrete knowledge I have about this gu...
Posted by The Chop on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:59:00 PST |
Boosh Bag? |
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Posted by The Chop on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:13:00 PST |
Chop-ography Vol 5: Captain Red Beard Kassees |
Captain's Log, Star Date: -342649.19While on a routine check of the neutral zone bordering Federation space, The Enterprise encountered a temporal disturbance discharging high levels of Tachyon Emiss...
Posted by The Chop on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:09:00 PST |
The Legend of Moneyhands' Bass Drum Pedal |
Gather round now children, and I'll tell ye a tale of one of the most bafflingly magical instruments to ever strike a beat.
'Twas on a trip round the Horn, cutting 40 l...
Posted by The Chop on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:48:00 PST |
Chop-ography Vol 1: Johnny Buffalo Balls Magrans |
Johnny "Buffalo Balls" Magrans was born in that cradle of modernity and sophistication known as Wilmington, Delaware on October 6, 1980. The son of Cuban immigrants who had just a generation before s...
Posted by The Chop on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:17:00 PST |
Chop-ography Vol 4: Moneyhands |
"Little" Thomas "Tommy" Franklin "Moneyhands" Monaghan III was born on Juneteenth, 1981 into a loving family and ideal environment in Wilmington Delaware. Chop historians have often wondered what coul...
Posted by The Chop on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:03:00 PST |
Chop-ography Vol 3 - Jabber Jaw |
Phil Matarese clawed his way out of the womb and on to the mean streets of Wilmington Delaware on December 17, 1981. Blessed from an early age with a thunderous voice and an undying desire to tell peo...
Posted by The Chop on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:21:00 PST |
Chop-ography Vol 2: Dr. Cocktopus |
Some would say the true workhorse of The Chop is ole' James Kafader. Those people would be 100% right. Kafazar was hatched in the peaceful and prosperous town of Wilmington, Delaware, where all The Ch...
Posted by The Chop on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:40:00 PST |
