Two Truths and a Lie .46 |
Choose which one is my lie:I was the first person to walk the red carpet at MTV's 2008 Video Music Awards.In the fourth grade, I won my school's Spanish Spelling Bee.I do not own, nor have I ever atte...
Posted by Ryan Stout on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 04:09:00 PST |
Just happened... |
A few moments ago Michael Phelps won his 8th gold medal of the 2008 Olympics. And, right now, all of the other Olympians in Beijing, in a show of solidarity, are beating the hell out of him.These are...
Posted by Ryan Stout on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:33:00 PST |
Two Truths and a Lie .45 |
Pick the lie:I sat in every pew on the bottom level of Notre-Dame Basilica in Montreal, Quebec, Canada.I hosted a raffle with Barry Williams of Brady Bunch fame (Greg). I announced each prize and, th...
Posted by Ryan Stout on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 02:50:00 PST |
RIP George Carlin |
Thanks for the laughs, the clarity, the logic, and for making me understand the power of good satire.
Posted by Ryan Stout on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:08:00 PST |
Bravo, Mr. Reporter, and Kudos to the Proofreader |
My grandfather lives in Van Buren, Indiana, a small town in Grant County, and is a frequent reader of the Chronicle-Tribune newspaper. He raised an eyebrow when they ran an article about a local high...
Posted by Ryan Stout on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:34:00 PST |
Two Truths and a Lie .44 |
Two of the following statements are true. You figure out which one is not. Go.Last month I won a bottle of glycerine suppositories in a raffle. When I opened the bottle, I was disgusted when I foun...
Posted by Ryan Stout on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:05:00 PST |
It’s a fact |
Did you knowAuthor Gore Vidal is a co-owner Of Vidal Sassoon hair salons?He teamed up with another author,Siegfried Sassoon,And they got into hairstyling.Originally, they were going to call themselves...
Posted by Ryan Stout on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:04:00 PST |
Two Truths and a Lie .43 |
Unfortunately, two of these things are true. Pick the lie:When I was six I started collecting baseball cards. Every month I would buy a new price guide and go through it with a highlighter to note al...
Posted by Ryan Stout on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 07:17:00 PST |
Too Subtle |
I used to be really attracted to girls in wheelchairsUntil I spent some time in one.
Posted by Ryan Stout on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:12:00 PST |
Fairly Reasonable Comparison |
I don't understand why Neo-Nazis have shaved heads.The original Nazi's, The model for modern racism,Didn't shave their heads--They shaved the Jews' heads.And you'd think that the last thing a Neo-Nazi...
Posted by Ryan Stout on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 07:18:00 PST |
